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Will The Real No Homework Man Please Stand Up?
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No Homework Man
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Sister Mary Beatdown
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WMA Trading Card #9 of 10

"There but for the grace of God go you!"

portrait courtesy of heromachine.com

SISTER MARY BEATDOWN
ALTER EGO: Sister Mary Beatdown (she had it legally changed, the freak)
FIRST APPEARED: WMA Extra #1
LAST SEEN: WMA Extra #1
MISSION: To get you to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP
POWERS:
  • Wields a ruler as well as a baseball bat
  • Can hear a note being passed from a mile away
  • Heeded the call 1995, excommunicated 1996
ARCH-ENEMIES: No Homework Man
ORIGINS: A particularly unruly 8th grade Social Studies class sent Sister Mary Grizelda over the edge. Taking her "Board of Education" to the streets, she vowed then and there to rid the world of what she considers "troublemakers."
WEIRDEST MOMENT: Broke her first Board of Education and had to use an eraser for a few days until she got a replacement
SECRETS: Fantasizes about visiting Vatican City, and bashing in the heads of those who don't keep quiet during the Pope's mass
NOTES: A good foil to NHM even if a bit stereotypical.

 

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