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WMA Trading Card #8 of 10

"You're going down like Dow Jones!"

portrait courtesy of heromachine.com

LUCRE
ALTER EGO: Lance Greenberg, mild-mannered economist
FIRST APPEARED: WMA Extra #1
LAST SEEN: WMA Extra #1
MISSION: To forecast the downturns as he creates 'em
POWERS:
  • Cash Beam sucks the capital right out of cocky dotcom startups
  • Nickel Quarterer (that ringy thing) makes short work out of any recalcitrant investor
  • Is also super strong or something
ARCH-ENEMIES: Everybody
ORIGINS: A mild-mannered economist drank an experimental serum while forecasting the dotcom's future. Now, when the market turns bear, he turns into a 500-pound behemoth intent on robbing companies blind!
WEIRDEST MOMENT: Once transformed from Lance to Lucre to Lance to Lucre to Lance to Lucre during a particularly volatile day. Had to go beat up some daytraders to finally balance himself.
SECRETS: His favorite song is "Imagine".
NOTES: Is in no danger of being laid off by anybody.

 

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