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"Bollox on you lot, I'm off for some beer"
portrait
courtesy of heromachine.com
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CAPTAIN
IRELAND
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| ALTER
EGO: N. Fleming |
| FIRST
APPEARED: Western Massachusetts Avengers #1 |
| LAST
SEEN: Western Massachusetts Avengers #4 |
| MISSION:
Fight British oppression wherever he may find it. Also,
drink beer. |
| POWERS: |
- Can
fly
- Has
incredible potato powers
- Can
drink you under the table
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| ARCH-ENEMIES:
A. Restum,
"that fockin' leprechaun on the cereal box" |
| ORIGINS:
An inebriated high school boy ate a radioactive potato,
causing him to transform into the greatest champion
the, uh, Land of Ire has ever known! |
| WEIRDEST
MOMENT: Eating a radioactive rutabaga by mistake
and freaking out and getting arrested and stuff. |
| SECRETS:
Probably started 75% of the Irish jokes about him |
| NOTES:
Decried as a stereotype and "not very PC",
he faded into semi-retirement to emerge every now and
then, mostly for Pogues concerts. There should also
be a shamrock on his chest, but heromachine.com had
no such animal. Sorry. |
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