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"Bollox on you lot, I'm off for some beer"

portrait courtesy of heromachine.com

CAPTAIN IRELAND
ALTER EGO: N. Fleming
FIRST APPEARED: Western Massachusetts Avengers #1
LAST SEEN: Western Massachusetts Avengers #4
MISSION: Fight British oppression wherever he may find it. Also, drink beer.
POWERS:
  • Can fly
  • Has incredible potato powers
  • Can drink you under the table
ARCH-ENEMIES: A. Restum, "that fockin' leprechaun on the cereal box"
ORIGINS: An inebriated high school boy ate a radioactive potato, causing him to transform into the greatest champion the, uh, Land of Ire has ever known!
WEIRDEST MOMENT: Eating a radioactive rutabaga by mistake and freaking out and getting arrested and stuff.
SECRETS: Probably started 75% of the Irish jokes about him
NOTES: Decried as a stereotype and "not very PC", he faded into semi-retirement to emerge every now and then, mostly for Pogues concerts. There should also be a shamrock on his chest, but heromachine.com had no such animal. Sorry.

 

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