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"Great guys, shoot the calzone guy! Why don't you take
out Santa Claus while you're at it?"
portrait
courtesy of heromachine.com
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CAPTAIN
COSMOS
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| ALTER
EGO: Bionic
Cosmos |
| FIRST
APPEARED: Meet Captain Cosmos! |
| LAST
SEEN: Western Massachusetts Avengers #4 |
| MISSION:
Deliver tasty Italian-like goods to hungry people everywhere.
Also, get chicks |
| POWERS: |
- Cybernetically
enhanced
- Keeps
a large cache of weird weapons God-knows-where
- Can
crack walnuts with his hideously large jaw
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| ARCH-ENEMIES:
KT Morlock, people who don't tip |
| ORIGINS:
James Ulysses Cosmos was a successful calzone delivery
tycoon in his own dimension until Fate, in the form
of a freak rift in the time-space continuum, brought
him here. He still hasn't forgiven Fate for that one. |
| WEIRDEST
MOMENT: Upon arriving to this dimension, he found
he had to share an idenity with Bionic Cosmos. The voices
in his head really freaked him out at first. |
| SECRETS:
Onboard OS has a webserver and wireless web connection;
he serves 10 gigabytes of porn to members of "Cosmos'
Smut Shack" |
| NOTES:
Shares dimensional identity with Bionic
Cosmos, allowing the two to switch existences with
ease. |
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