The narrator informs us that no trip to Santaland would be, complete, without a tour, of the Village Toy Shop. Yep, all of Santa's attractions feed into a gift shop sooner or later. You can't escape that nowadays.

Actually, it turns out Santa has taken the kids to the exciting and mysterious House On The Rock in Spring Green, Wisconsin, just minutes from the Dells! Here they look at all the crazy crap the whacked-out millionaire architect had collected and put on display.

(My god, I love the House On The Rock. It's best viewed early in the morning when you're completely sleep-deprived and unprepared for what's to come. The damn tour takes literally four hours and there's beer sold in the middle. THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT. But I digress.)

Here we see some of the dolls that tried to bite large chunks out of Barbarella's flesh. They winter in style, don't they?

NARRATOR: Here the little girls; Dolls are dressed with fine and fancy stitch.

NARRATOR: Every doll must have a head. And also, have a body. These busy elves, on spinning lathes, turn out, the long, thin, bodies. While others paint, their saucy faces, and put them, all together.

NARRATOR: Hard-working elves, and Santa too, like pies, and cakes, and cookies. This little store, delights in making all those yum-yum goodies.

I'd like to imagine the narrator got extra pay for being able to say the line "yum-yum goodies" and not break up. Who knows? Maybe it took him fifteen takes and was the costliest reading of the entire production. But on the other hand the narrator gets much, much more lucid, as we'll soon see...