TOO LAZY TO RANDOMIZE YOUR OWN DAMN NETFLIX QUEUE?

Well, who isn't? Now you, too, can utilize space-age computer technology to get a quick list of random numbers for your Netflix queue rankings, ensuring you'll almost but not quite exactly remember what DVDs you're to receive next. Of course, a little work is still required on your end to actually input the rankings into your Netflix queue, but technology can't do everything for us... yet.
 
Besides, would you trust your Netflix account to someone who got both the Brady Bunch Variety Hour and Cabin Boy in one batch?
 
All you gotta do is just tell how many titles are currently in your Netflix queue and the computer does the rest! Well, most of the rest. There'll be steps for you afterwards.