Hello, my name is and welcome to www.spatch.net, my personal web site and thunk up on the third floor of a roost on the top of a hill (and wotta view!) in Somerville, Massachusetts.

CAT TOWN IS HERE
OH YES! CAT TOWN! IT'S HERE! HERE HERE!
 
the spatch.net superstore
is finally open for business! CONSUME!
 
Martha the Cat is a Mighty Pirate
 
bbs-bored?
try our new
Virtual Eschwa
 
my special
valentine's song
I Do, Too
 
and everybody's favorite
OH DIE MENSCHLICHKEIT!