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| remember, remember the seventh of november |
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November 7, 2006
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| the dan brown code |
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July 21, 2005
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| to fserve and protect |
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March 17, 2005
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| kchung kchungggg |
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March 27, 2004
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| you keep using that word... |
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November 22, 2003
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| pedro pointed at the sky |
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October 17, 2003
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| you filthy pragmatists! |
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July 29, 2003
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| the life and times of Reginald the Orc |
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July 6, 2003
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| we ruin it twelve ways |
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June 14, 2003
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| the scrounging game |
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March 17, 2003
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| gotta green before code |
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November 18, 2002
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| spatch vs. ants |
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July 8, 2002
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| nobody leaves until there's at least 20% on the table |
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February 14, 2002
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| send in the clones |
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August 6, 2001
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| catzenpoppin |
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July 8, 2001
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| some title about Survivor here |
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May 3, 2001
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| choose your own damn sugar rush |
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April 24, 2001
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| cuckoo for cat chow |
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December 7, 2000
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| that's ah-sweep-eh |
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September 7, 2000
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| margarita bob, back in town |
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July 31, 2000
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| stupid cat tricks |
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July 17, 2000
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| eminently predictable |
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June 28, 2000
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| maggot-like dinosaur eggs, breakfast of champions |
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June 22, 2000
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| blank page |
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April 3, 2000
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| eiffel65, leave my head please |
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March 6, 2000
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| push(@mattress, $money) |
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February 11, 2000
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| pits and bieces |
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January 8, 2000
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| Bye Bye Bag |
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December 22, 1999
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| Seeing the Elephant |
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November 10, 1999
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| k-tel's K-12 hits |
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October 18, 1999
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| Me detruisant doucement avec sa chanson |
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September 10, 1999
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| Pointless snarky web rantings |
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September 2, 1999
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| Vending God memoirs |
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August 30, 1999
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| koo koo ka choo, Mrs. Andrews |
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July 21, 1999
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| History On Parade |
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June 17, 1999
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send
in the clones
Announcement comes down from the official Star Wars Episode
2 site that the episode will be named Attack Of The Clones,
a truly B-grade 50s horror movie name that, while perhaps echoing
the space opera past that Star Wars harkens to, still seems incredibly
silly. And so before anyone else can take a swipe at Sondheim,
I sit down and bang randomly on the keyboard and come out with
this:
Isn't it rich? Aren't we ashamed?
Reading 'bout Episode II, to learn it's been named
Attack of the Clones
Isn't it crap? I disapprove.
The only name worse than "Star Wars: Jar-Jar's New Groove"
Attack of the Clones.
(send in the clones)
Just when I stopped pining for Han
Finally coming to terms with a young Obi-Wan
Watching "Special Edition" again, I'm so mad I could burst
Jabba's okay -- but Greedo shot first?
Don't you love pulp? The Power of Myth?
George doesn't get that the fans want less CG, more Sith
So here come the clones
Attack of the Clones
(Don't bother herewith)
Isn't it wrong? One big mistake?
Losing his mind, Lucas says "Hey! I'm gonna make
Attack of the Clones! All kids love clones!"
Well... maybe it's fake.
Take care, and don't eat anything you shouldn't.
R. Noyes
Marlborough, Massachusetts
01752
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