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remember, remember the seventh of november
November 7, 2006 |
It's getting so a fellow can't safely walk around on Election Day... or IS it?
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the dan brown code
July 21, 2005 |
I've been reading over people's shoulders on the T too much.
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to fserve and protect
March 17, 2005 |
I forget to update my homepage and get visited by the INTERNET POLICE.
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kchung kchungggg
March 27, 2004 |
A new spatch.net homepage ripped from today's headlines! With a shocking twist at the end that you must see to believe!
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you keep using that word...
November 22, 2003 |
Calling all Slashdorks! Yes the Star Wars changes suck! Let's tone down the rhetoric or something, ok?
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pedro pointed at the sky
October 17, 2003 |
Another year, another bitter pill for a Red Sox fan to swallow. It happens. We move on. Sometimes.
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you filthy pragmatists!
July 29, 2003 |
CookieQuest 2003 ends as inauspiciously as it begins. And the Keebler Elves are to blame.
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the life and times of Reginald the Orc
July 6, 2003 |
I beat EverQuest. Reginald doesn't.
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we ruin it twelve ways
June 14, 2003 |
from the Dept. of Anti-Climax
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the scrounging game
March 17, 2003 |
l'argent de poche avec les DVDs de crap. Also, why The Sims Online sucked.
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gotta green before code
November 18, 2002 |
Aie! The Sims Online! Plus, Fortz Go Down De Hooooooole.
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spatch vs. ants
July 8, 2002 |
Unearthing a gem from January about my epic battle with ants.
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nobody leaves until there's at least 20% on the table
February 14, 2002 |
An old writeup about an old restaurant that ain't around no more.
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send in the clones
August 6, 2001 |
I wax Sondheim about the latest development in the Star Wars saga.
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catzenpoppin
July 8, 2001 |
How not to give a cat a pill, plus the Three Newbie Deaths of Drolias Flamegut
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some title about Survivor here
May 3, 2001 |
Survivor in the frozen tundra wraps up, I get nostalgic
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choose your own damn sugar rush
April 24, 2001 |
We're finally back, with more yammering about cereal and Whalom worrying
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cuckoo for cat chow
December 7, 2000 |
Two months later, I'm still getting weird cat-related questionnaires
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that's ah-sweep-eh
September 7, 2000 |
Mocking the baby names of irresponsible parents, plus talkin 'bout cat poop
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margarita bob, back in town
July 31, 2000 |
Look! A recipe for booze! You're welcome!
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stupid cat tricks
July 17, 2000 |
Or, "Why Are You Logey And Listless In The Morning?"
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eminently predictable
June 28, 2000 |
Hey, Hollywood! I gotcher Foundation trailer right here, hanging low.
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maggot-like dinosaur eggs, breakfast of champions
June 22, 2000 |
we got a little bit behind in our work.
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blank page
April 3, 2000 |
A little deconstruction, a little lesson. A little bit everything. Plus Gene Rayburn jokes.
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eiffel65, leave my head please
March 6, 2000 |
I've moved. And you can endure every agonizing hour of the move with me. OK, maybe not.
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push(@mattress, $money)
February 11, 2000 |
Angry ranting about the loss of my beloved bank, and the hideous monster that ate it all up
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pits and bieces
January 8, 2000 |
A hodge-podge of random thoughts, 2000 existentialism, and a list that means absolutely nothing
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Bye Bye Bag
December 22, 1999 |
I lose my green backpack; the Celtics lose their original parquet floor
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Seeing the Elephant
November 10, 1999 |
An awe-filled ode to Islands of Adventure
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k-tel's K-12 hits
October 18, 1999 |
Songs from the schoolyard
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Me detruisant doucement avec sa chanson
September 10, 1999 |
Mr. McLean goes to Paris via Babelfish
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Pointless snarky web rantings
September 2, 1999 |
Why superfluous site designs suck, the birthday of the Internet
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Vending God memoirs
August 30, 1999 |
Living la vida soda, Useless URL Update
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koo koo ka choo, Mrs. Andrews
July 21, 1999 |
Insomniac Disney Theater, goddamn but Las Vegas is weird
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History On Parade
June 17, 1999 |
The first Apple 2 up for grabs, Howard Stern and private moments on video
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