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poetry night

emily is my freeform poetry generator. Quite simply, it grabs random words from /usr/dict/words and punches 'em up with some punctuation. The result is freeform poetry that could rival any hollered from a makeshift stage during Poetry Slam night at your favorite coffeehouse. Here's a new poem written right before your very eyes. Reload this page and get a brand-spanking new one.

See Emily Play 
Alerts Demur


foodstuff! 
geography. 
breadboxes!! charged? 
sportive: 
sprints? tease delivered, overlaying.

If this don't float your boat, emily also can do haiku.

 
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