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emily tries haiku

This script uses a small word database. emily knows the types of certain words, knows how many syllables they have, and their ending rhyme sound. All this so that one day she might be able to compose iambic pentameter. Right now, though, we've got freeform haiku. She's getting better, for sure. Reload this page for another one.

See Emily Play 
vanish horizon 
cicada thunder peace laugh 
mountain spring rock snow

emily's strong point is still her freeform poetry, though.

 
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