I get an odd perverse pleasure out of reading safety recall notices these days. Makes me feel all safe and warm knowing that corporate America has indeed learned that some cars will blow up after a 15-mph impact, and wants to let us know. Most especially I like recall notices for toys, because it seems that almost every toy now has small parts that could break off and kill yer kid or toxic lead paint or present people of other faiths in a positive light. Egads! So you'll no doubt be as shocked as I was to learn I visited a consumer safety website and caught wind of these toy recalls: