CAT TOWN Q AND A

 

Q. WHO CAME UP WITH CAT TOWN?
A. SOME GUY WHO LIKES CATS AND TOWNS

Q. WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
A. IT IS ABOUT A TOWN WHERE EVERYBODY IS A CAT, HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION

Q. WHERE DID YOU GET THE PICTURES FROM?
A. SOMEBODY'S LIVEJOURNAL SITE OR SOMETHING I THINK

Q. WHY ARE YOU USING ALL-CAPS, THAT IS CONSIDERED SHOUTING ON THE INTERNET AND IS RUDE
A. I AM NOT SHOUTING, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SHOUTING

Q. IS THAT EL GUAPO'S REAL VOICE IN THE MUSICAL NUMBER?
NO, ON THE DAY OF TAPING HE HAD TO GO TO A MUSTACHE CONVENTION SO THEY DUBBED SOMEBODY ELSE'S VOICE IN FOR HIS OWN AND THAT IS WHY IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD

Q. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EARS OF THE SCARED CATS AND J. WELLINGTON CAT THE THIRD?
A. I AM TOLD THEY ARE BRED THAT WAY

Q. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN EL GUAPO AND A DOG?
A. EL GUAPO

Q. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN EL GUAPO AND A REALLY MEAN DOG?
A. EL GUAPO

Q. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN EL GUAPO AND A ROBOTIC ABE LINCOLN?
A. EL GUAPO, BUT IT'D BE CLOSE

Q. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN EL GUAPO AND GOD?
A. EL GUAPO HAS MADE PEACE WITH HIS GOD AND WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO FIGHT

Q. CAN MY CAT BE IN CAT TOWN?
A. MAYBE, YOU CAN TALK TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
IT HELPS IF YOUR CATS ARE WEARING CLOTHES BECAUSE WE HAVE A STRICT "NO KITTY PORN" POLICY HERE IN CAT TOWN

Q. CAN I BE IN CAT TOWN?
A. MAYBE, YOU CAN TALK TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE
IT HELPS IF YOU ARE WEARING CLOTHES AS WELL

 

 
     

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