CAT TOWN
FILMED IN ALL-CAPS VISION

HELLO AND WELCOME TO CAT TOWN, IT IS A TOWN WHERE EVERYBODY IS A CAT. I AM ITS GUARDIAN ANGEL. NOW LET'S GO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE MAYOR

I AM THE MAYOR OF CAT TOWN. MY NAME IS MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT. I HAVE A SAILOR SUIT. TODAY I AM FACING A LOT OF TROUBLE

MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT THERE IS A LOT OF TROUBLE DOWN AT THE CAT FOOD FACTORY, THEY SAY all the cat food is stolen

WHAT

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THIS IS INDEED A GRAVE PROBLEM, I SHALL CALL EL GUAPO TO HELP

DID SOMEBODY CALL EL GUAPO?

EL GUAPO YOU MUST GO INVESTIGATE AT THE CAT FOOD FACTORY BECAUSE ALL THE FOOD IS STOLEN

OH MY I SHALL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS RIGHT AWAY

el guapo BE CAREFUL I LOVE YOU

TO THE EL GUAPO MOBILE

(THE FIRST COMMERCIAL GOES HERE)

MEANWHILE AT the cat food factory

OK GUYS HERE'S THE PLAN WHEN EL GUAPO GETS HERE WE HIDE BEHIND THE BAGS OF CAT FOOD AND THEN JUMP OUT AND CLOBBER HIM

THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD BOSS

HUR HUR HURRRRR

ALL RIGHT I AM NOW HERE AT THE CAT FOOD FACTORY TIME TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY

HELLO EL GUAPO, I AM J. WELLINGTON CAT THE THIRD AND I OWN THIS CAT FOOD COMPANY

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM, IMPORTANT BUSINESSMAN CEO CAT THE THIRD

LAST NIGHT SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE FACTORY AND STOLE ALL THE CAT FOOD WE HAD WORKED VERY HARD TO MAKE

I SEE WELL I'LL GO LOOK FOR CLUES

ALL RIGHT YOU GO DO THAT, I HAVE TO GO BECAUSE I AM LATE FOR AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MEETING

he is my prime suspect

SSH EVERBODY HIDE HERE HE COMES

HEY WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND THESE CAT FOOD BAGS

OH NO OUR HERO IS IN TROUBLE
THAT MEANS A COMMERCIAL COMES NEXT

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IT'S AN AMBUSH

PUNCH!

COUNTERPUNCH!

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TAKE THAT

HURR HURR HURR OOF

AND THIS

OUCH THAT HURT I DO NOT WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE

WHO ELSE WANTS SOME

YOU ARE TOO MUCH FOR THE ANIMAL HAT GANG, WE GIVE UP

HOORAY I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING CAT FOOD

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME DENOUMENT AFTER THESE MESSAGES

...AND THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING CAT FOOD

EL GUAPO I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BUT THANK YOU FOR SAVING CAT TOWN

WE'RE SORRY WE WILL NEVER STEAL CAT FOOD AGAIN

AS A REWARD FOR HELPING US I WILL GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE

HOORAY

I AM SORRY BUT I AM MARRIED TO THE SEA, SO LONG FOR NOW

THERE HE GOES RIDING OFF INTO THE SUNSET AGAIN

HEY GUYS SORRY I'M LATE

HOLY CRAP YOU'RE A HAND PUPPET

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AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A VERY SPECIAL PRODUCTION

BE SURE TO BUY OFFICIAL ABBIE THE CAT MERCHANDISE WHEREVER FINE GOODS ARE SOLD

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