DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN

IN THIS EPISODE
WE GIVE THANKS

WELL HELLO AGAIN YOU'RE LATE, THE CATS IN CAT TOWN HAVE ALL BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS BIG DAY

WHAT, MO'S BIRTHDAY

NO, MO'S BIRTHDAY WAS TWO WEEKS AGO

OH

I MEAN THE BIG DAY HERE IS THANKSGIVING AND THE CAT TOWN PLAYERS HAVE A PAGEANT FOR ALL OF US TO WATCH

BUT THANKSGIVING WAS YESTERDAY

NOT IN CAT TOWN, IN CAT TOWN ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN SO IT'S THANKSGIVING TODAY

BUT THEN WHY CAN'T MO'S BIRTHDAY BE TODAY TOO

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ANYWAY, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OMNISCIENT OR SOMETHING

YEAH BUT I TRANSCEND CHARACTER ROLES OR SOMETHING, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME

OH ALL RIGHT SO IT'S MO'S BIRTHDAY AND IT'S THANKSGIVING IN CAT TOWN, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

IT'S ALSO BETH'S

OH FOR THE LOVE OF

AND HEATHER'S

YOU ARE WEARING OUT YOUR WELCOME IN THE NARRATOR'S CORNER

CAN WE START NOW

YES PLEASE THANK YOU

AND NOW. THE CAT TOWN PLAYERS. ARE PROUD TO PRESENT. THE FIRST. THANKSGIVING. AT CAT TOWN.

HERE WE ARE HAVING LANDED AT CATMOUTH PLANTATION IN THE "NEW" "WORLD"

YES MAYOR STANDISH CAT WE HAVE ARRIVED HOORAY

BOY I SURE AM HUNGRY AFTER ALL THAT TRAVELLING, LET'S EAT

BUT WE HAVE NO MORE FOOD, WE ATE IT ALL ON THE BOAT

OK FIRST OF ALL IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A SHIP AND SECOND OF ALL WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT FOOD I HAD IN THE HOLD

YOU ATE IT YON DINGDONG HEAD

OH WELL THIS IS A FINE CRISIS INDEED, WHERE IS el guapo SMITH WHEN WE NEED HIM

I AM RIGHT HERE I JUST BUILT A COLONY FOR US WITH A LOT OF BUILDINGS

I AM ALREADY IN LOVE WITH THIS RUGGED PURITAN

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, EL GUAPO SMITH, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO HERE

WELL HERE ARE SOME CATS WHO WERE LIVING HERE WHEN WE ARRIVED, MAYBE THEY KNOW WHERE THE FOOD IS

HAIL TO YOU CATS WHO WERE HERE FIRST, THIS IS GONNA BE OUR HOME NOW OKAY

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AND WE HAVE A FLAG, TOO

BUT BEFORE WE START BUILDING ALL OVER YOUR STUFF WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS

WELL...

HAVE YOU TRIED, UH, GROWING THE FOOD?

...GROWING? THE FOOD?

WHAT IN THE NAME OF someone's name DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

WELL FIRST YOU TAKE SOME OF THE FOOD, AND YOU PUT IT IN THE GROUND

BUT WE WANT TO EAT THE FOOD NOT BURY IT

BUT SEE ONCE YOU PUT IT IN THE GROUND IT MAKES MORE FOOD

MY GOODNESS THAT'S GENIUS, HOW DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT

WELL WE WERE BORED

NOW YOU MUST SHARE IN OUR BOUNTY OF US WE HAVE A BOUNTY OF BOUNTIFUL FOOD

HOORAY

THIS WILL BE A FINE CELEBRATION, NOW IT JUST NEEDS A NAME

WAIT WHO ARE THOSE CATS IN THAT ROWBOAT OVER THERE

OH HEY GUYS SURE AM GLAD WE FINALLY MADE IT

YEAH, SORRY WE'RE LATE, SOMEONE WAS CONFUSED CAUSE THEY TOLD US THAT YOU GUYS WERE LEAVING ON A SHIP CALLED THE CAULIFLOWER

AND BY THE TIME WE FOUND OUT THE REAL NAME YOU GUYS HAD LEFT

WELL, ER, THAT'S A FUNNY THING, NOW, ISN'T IT

I ROWED ALL THE WAY HURR HURR HURR

OH HEH WELL UH GREAT TO SEE YOU I THINK

SO WHERE THE HECK'S THE FOOD

WE ARE PREPARING A FEAST FOR OUR ARRIVAL TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR LAND

BUT ISN'T IT OUR LAND NOW

LATER

MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS SOLEMN OCCASION WHILE WE PREPARE THE FOOD

I PREPARED A SONG JUST FOR THIS OCCASION

GREAT I'LL GET THE EARPLUGS

WHAT

I SAID I'LL GET A SEAT CLOSER TO THE STAGE

OKAY HERE IS MY SONG ABOUT THANKSGIVING
TODAY, TODAY'S THANKSGIVING DAY, OH YEAH

OH YEAAAAH

WE GIVE THANKS TO THINGS THAT MAKE US SAY OH YEAH

OH YEAAAH

I'M THANKFUL FOR MY HAPPY HOME
AND MY SUPER SKILLS TO WRITE A POEM
I'M THANKFUL FOR EL GUAPO'S EYES
I'D KIDNAP HIM FOR A BIG SURPRISE
AND TAKE HIM TO MY CUTE LOVE NEST
THEN WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE REST
BUT ONCE I'M THROUGH HE WON'T WALK FOR--

HEY GUYS I THINK THE FEAST IS DONE

OH I AM THANKFUL FOR THAT

BUT THIS LONG TABLE IS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR TURKEY BONES AND A SPECK OF CRANBERRY SAUCE

BOY THAT WAS THE BEST THANKSGIVING FEAST EVER

TURKEY MAKES ME SLEEEEEEEEPY, HURR HURR HZZZZZZZZZ

TOO BAD YOU GUYS WERE TOO BUSY LISTENING TO THAT REALLY SCARY SONG

YEAH THAT REALLY WAS WRONG IN A STALKER SORT OF WAY

SO YOU GUYS MEAN TO SAY YOU ATE THE FEAST THAT WAS MEANT FOR ALL OF US

YEAH, MORE OR LESS

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW

WELL, AT THIS TIME, WE USUALLY JUST ORDER OUT FOR CHINESE

THE DAY IS SAVED

SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW

YOU CAN TIP THE DELIVERY GUY WHEN HE SHOWS UP, OK

FINE WITH ME

HOORAY

WAIT SO ARE WE GONNA LEARN OUR LESSONS NOW OR SOMETHING

YEAH, WE WERE HOPING TO LEARN OUR FIRST LESSON IN THE NEW WORLD TODAY

NO, YOU JUST WON'T GET ANY OF THE CHINESE FOOD

EXCEPT FOR THE LAST FEW SOGGY BITS OF BROCCOLI IN KUNG PAO SAUCE THAT NOBODY WANTS

NOW I KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF THANKSGIVING

SO WHAT DO WE DO WHILE THE FOOD IS WAITING

WELL WE HAVE AN ANCIENT NATIVE TRADITION WE COULD SHARE WITH YOU TOO

OH REALLY WHAT'S THAT

IT'S CALLED "KICK THE ROOSTER"

WAS THAT A CHICKEN JOKE

I FORGOT THE QUESTION

WHY YES, I THINK IT WAS

FINALLY! GO-GO DANCE PARTY TIME

VEEEEEERY INTERESTING

BUT STUPID

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A FICKLE FINGER OF FATE PRODUCTION

ABBIE THE CAT IS THE LAST ONE LEFT LAUGHING AND CLAPPING

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