DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN

IN THIS EPISODE
WE GIVE THANKS


WELL HELLO AGAIN YOU'RE LATE, THE CATS IN CAT TOWN HAVE ALL BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS BIG DAY


WHAT, MO'S BIRTHDAY


NO, MO'S BIRTHDAY WAS TWO WEEKS AGO


OH


I MEAN THE BIG DAY HERE IS THANKSGIVING AND THE CAT TOWN PLAYERS HAVE A PAGEANT FOR ALL OF US TO WATCH


BUT THANKSGIVING WAS YESTERDAY


NOT IN CAT TOWN, IN CAT TOWN ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN SO IT'S THANKSGIVING TODAY


BUT THEN WHY CAN'T MO'S BIRTHDAY BE TODAY TOO


WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ANYWAY, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OMNISCIENT OR SOMETHING


YEAH BUT I TRANSCEND CHARACTER ROLES OR SOMETHING, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME


OH ALL RIGHT SO IT'S MO'S BIRTHDAY AND IT'S THANKSGIVING IN CAT TOWN, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW


IT'S ALSO BETH'S


OH FOR THE LOVE OF


AND HEATHER'S


YOU ARE WEARING OUT YOUR WELCOME IN THE NARRATOR'S CORNER


CAN WE START NOW


YES PLEASE THANK YOU


AND NOW. THE CAT TOWN PLAYERS. ARE PROUD TO PRESENT. THE FIRST. THANKSGIVING. AT CAT TOWN.


HERE WE ARE HAVING LANDED AT CATMOUTH PLANTATION IN THE "NEW" "WORLD"


YES MAYOR STANDISH CAT WE HAVE ARRIVED HOORAY


BOY I SURE AM HUNGRY AFTER ALL THAT TRAVELLING, LET'S EAT


BUT WE HAVE NO MORE FOOD, WE ATE IT ALL ON THE BOAT


OK FIRST OF ALL IT'S NOT A BOAT IT'S A SHIP AND SECOND OF ALL WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THAT FOOD I HAD IN THE HOLD


YOU ATE IT YON DINGDONG HEAD


OH WELL THIS IS A FINE CRISIS INDEED, WHERE IS el guapo SMITH WHEN WE NEED HIM


I AM RIGHT HERE I JUST BUILT A COLONY FOR US WITH A LOT OF BUILDINGS


I AM ALREADY IN LOVE WITH THIS RUGGED PURITAN


THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, EL GUAPO SMITH, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO HERE


WELL HERE ARE SOME CATS WHO WERE LIVING HERE WHEN WE ARRIVED, MAYBE THEY KNOW WHERE THE FOOD IS


HAIL TO YOU CATS WHO WERE HERE FIRST, THIS IS GONNA BE OUR HOME NOW OKAY


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AND WE HAVE A FLAG, TOO


BUT BEFORE WE START BUILDING ALL OVER YOUR STUFF WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS


WELL...


HAVE YOU TRIED, UH, GROWING THE FOOD?


...GROWING? THE FOOD?


WHAT IN THE NAME OF someone's name DO YOU MEAN BY THAT


WELL FIRST YOU TAKE SOME OF THE FOOD, AND YOU PUT IT IN THE GROUND


BUT WE WANT TO EAT THE FOOD NOT BURY IT


BUT SEE ONCE YOU PUT IT IN THE GROUND IT MAKES MORE FOOD


MY GOODNESS THAT'S GENIUS, HOW DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT


WELL WE WERE BORED


NOW YOU MUST SHARE IN OUR BOUNTY OF US WE HAVE A BOUNTY OF BOUNTIFUL FOOD


HOORAY


THIS WILL BE A FINE CELEBRATION, NOW IT JUST NEEDS A NAME


WAIT WHO ARE THOSE CATS IN THAT ROWBOAT OVER THERE


OH HEY GUYS SURE AM GLAD WE FINALLY MADE IT


YEAH, SORRY WE'RE LATE, SOMEONE WAS CONFUSED CAUSE THEY TOLD US THAT YOU GUYS WERE LEAVING ON A SHIP CALLED THE CAULIFLOWER


AND BY THE TIME WE FOUND OUT THE REAL NAME YOU GUYS HAD LEFT


WELL, ER, THAT'S A FUNNY THING, NOW, ISN'T IT


I ROWED ALL THE WAY HURR HURR HURR


OH HEH WELL UH GREAT TO SEE YOU I THINK


SO WHERE THE HECK'S THE FOOD


WE ARE PREPARING A FEAST FOR OUR ARRIVAL TO WELCOME YOU TO OUR LAND


BUT ISN'T IT OUR LAND NOW


LATER


MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT THIS SOLEMN OCCASION WHILE WE PREPARE THE FOOD


I PREPARED A SONG JUST FOR THIS OCCASION


GREAT I'LL GET THE EARPLUGS


WHAT


I SAID I'LL GET A SEAT CLOSER TO THE STAGE


OKAY HERE IS MY SONG ABOUT THANKSGIVING
TODAY, TODAY'S THANKSGIVING DAY, OH YEAH


OH YEAAAAH


WE GIVE THANKS TO THINGS THAT MAKE US SAY OH YEAH


OH YEAAAH


I'M THANKFUL FOR MY HAPPY HOME
AND MY SUPER SKILLS TO WRITE A POEM
I'M THANKFUL FOR EL GUAPO'S EYES
I'D KIDNAP HIM FOR A BIG SURPRISE
AND TAKE HIM TO MY CUTE LOVE NEST
THEN WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW THE REST
BUT ONCE I'M THROUGH HE WON'T WALK FOR--


HEY GUYS I THINK THE FEAST IS DONE


OH I AM THANKFUL FOR THAT


BUT THIS LONG TABLE IS EMPTY EXCEPT FOR TURKEY BONES AND A SPECK OF CRANBERRY SAUCE


BOY THAT WAS THE BEST THANKSGIVING FEAST EVER


TURKEY MAKES ME SLEEEEEEEEPY, HURR HURR HZZZZZZZZZ


TOO BAD YOU GUYS WERE TOO BUSY LISTENING TO THAT REALLY SCARY SONG


YEAH THAT REALLY WAS WRONG IN A STALKER SORT OF WAY


SO YOU GUYS MEAN TO SAY YOU ATE THE FEAST THAT WAS MEANT FOR ALL OF US


YEAH, MORE OR LESS


WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW


WELL, AT THIS TIME, WE USUALLY JUST ORDER OUT FOR CHINESE


THE DAY IS SAVED


SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW


YOU CAN TIP THE DELIVERY GUY WHEN HE SHOWS UP, OK


FINE WITH ME


HOORAY


WAIT SO ARE WE GONNA LEARN OUR LESSONS NOW OR SOMETHING


YEAH, WE WERE HOPING TO LEARN OUR FIRST LESSON IN THE NEW WORLD TODAY


NO, YOU JUST WON'T GET ANY OF THE CHINESE FOOD


EXCEPT FOR THE LAST FEW SOGGY BITS OF BROCCOLI IN KUNG PAO SAUCE THAT NOBODY WANTS


NOW I KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF THANKSGIVING


SO WHAT DO WE DO WHILE THE FOOD IS WAITING


WELL WE HAVE AN ANCIENT NATIVE TRADITION WE COULD SHARE WITH YOU TOO


OH REALLY WHAT'S THAT


IT'S CALLED "KICK THE ROOSTER"


WAS THAT A CHICKEN JOKE


I FORGOT THE QUESTION


WHY YES, I THINK IT WAS


FINALLY! GO-GO DANCE PARTY TIME


VEEEEEERY INTERESTING


BUT STUPID

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN


THE END
A FICKLE FINGER OF FATE PRODUCTION

ABBIE THE CAT IS THE LAST ONE LEFT LAUGHING AND CLAPPING

 

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