HEY HEY, THIS IS HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO CAT TOWN RADIO, HOPE EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT WEEKEND CAUSE I SEE ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY ON THE WAY AND SPEAKING OF MANIC MONDAY, HERE COME THE BANGLES

it's just another manic monday, wish it were sunday
that's my funday, it also rhymes with sunday
it's just another manic monday

WELL IF CAT TOWN HAD ANY TRAFFIC, I'D TELL YOU

FAIR ENOUGH, AND SPEAKING OF TRAFFIC, HERE'S TRAFFIC ON CAT TOWN RADIO

dear mr fantasy, play us a tune
oh honestly who remembers traffic anyway, that's all the lyrics you get

THANK YOU DJ HAND PUPPET, ALWAYS GLAD TO BE HERE

AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, EL GUAPO JUST SCORED THE WINNING POINTS IN THE CAT TOWN TECH GAME AGAINST THE OTHER TEAM, EARLIER THIS WEEK HE ALSO THWARTED AN ALIEN INVASION, AND WHEN THE ANIMAL HAT GANG STOLE ALL THE ICE CREAM FOR THE KITTEN'S CARNIVAL, EL GUAPO MADE HIS OWN DELICIOUS FROZEN SOY YOGURT FOR FREE

THAT WAY EVEN THE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT AND VEGAN CATS COULD HAVE FUN

WELL WE CERTAINLY ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR HELP, EL GUAPO, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'D DO WITHOUT YOU

WE'RE OPENING THE PHONE LINES NOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO EL GUAPO, THAT NUMBER IS 555-CAT, AGAIN IT'S 555-CAT, HELLO CALLER, YOU'RE LIVE ON THE AIR WITH EL GUAPO

HELLO HAND PUPPET, HELLO BUNNY, LOVE YOUR SHOW, LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER, ANYWAY I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT'S ALL MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S FAULT

WHAT

BEG PARDON

YOU HEARD ME, IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, HE IS A BAD LEADER AND A POOR MAYOR AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM ALL THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING

WAIT, WHAT WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING

BEATS ME, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DISCUSSING THIS HOUR?

UH

THANK YOU, I'LL HANG UP NOW AND TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR

WELL HE CERTAINLY HAS EVERY RIGHT TO CRITICIZE HIS ELECTED OFFICIALS, PROVIDED HE VOTED AND EVERYTHING OF COURSE, BUT I THINK MAYBE A LITTLE FOCUS WOULD BE NICE

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, NEXT CALLER, YOU'RE ON THE AIR WITH DR. GUAPO

MAHALO!

WITH HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING

YEAH, UH HI, YEAH, I'D LIKE TO ORDER TWELVE HUNDRED HAMBURGERS TO GO

THAT'S NOT HOW THE JOKE WORKS

NO, REALLY, I'M THAT HUNGRY

WHATEVER, HEY SPEAKING OF HUNGRY, HERE'S DURAN DURAN ON CAT TOWN RADIO

i smell like i sound, let's eat at ground round
cause i'm hungry like the woooooooooooolf

YES HI HELLO CAT TOWN RADIO

THAT'S US

GREETINGS, I AM TECHNICIAN JONES WITH THE CAT TOWN PHONE COMPANY, WE ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING TESTS ON YOUR PHONE LINES RIGHT NOW, PLEASE DO NOT PICK UP YOUR PHONE FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS OR THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END WILL BE BLASTED WITH 50,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY, THANK YOU

WELL THAT WAS AN ODD WAY OF NOTIFYING US, LET'S HOPE NOBODY GETS ELECTRICAL SHOCKS BECAUSE THAT WOULD HURT

OUR NUMBER IS 555-CAT, CALLER GO AHEAD, YOU'RE ON HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

OKAY GUYS, VERY FUNNY, ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES

WHAT JOKE? THOSE SHOCKS HURT

AND HEY, SPEAKING OF HURT, HERE'S THE LATEST EMO HIT RIGHT HERE ON CAT TOWN RADIO

my girlfriend left me, she burned up all my nintendo games
and i'm so happy cause that duck hunt dog kept bothering me

ACTUALLY I'M THE GUEST EVERY DAY, PRETTY MUCH

YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ANYWAY, HELLO CALLER, YOU'RE ON THE AIR

...

HELLO CALLER

...

CALLER, ARE YOU THERE?

FLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH

WHAT THE

DID SOMEONE JUST FLUSH THEIR TOILET AT US

HURR HURR HURR

I'D RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LAUGH ANYWHERE, THAT'S DUCKIE, A MEMBER OF OUR WACKY PACK

HOW ARE YOU DOING, DUCKIE

CAN I COME INTO THE STUDIO AND WIN SOME TICKETS OR A DATE WITH A SWIMSUIT MODEL

NO YOU CAN'T, CAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID "FART" ON THE AIR

NO WAY, I DIDN'T SAY "FART"

OH OH OH, YOU JUST DID, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAFTA HANG UP ON YOOOOOOOU

THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK

DUCKIE'S A DIRTY CAT, AND HEY SPEAKING OF DIRTY CATS, HERE'S THREE DOG NIGHT

joooooooooy to the wooooooooorld
aaaaaaaalll the boys and girls
joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
and jooooooy to you and me
now repeat about 50 bazillion times

YES WELL I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS EPIDEMIC OF PRANK PHONE CALLS AND WORDS LIKE "FART" BEING SAID ON THE RADIO IS ALL MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S FAULT, HIS ADMINISTRATION IS COMPLETELY IGNORING THE ISSUES THAT MATTER

HEY, AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY WHO CALLED IN EARLIER YELLING ABOUT THE MAYOR

YES BUT THIS TIME I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT

WELL WHICH ISSUES ARE THE ONES THAT YOU THINK MATTER

THE IMPORTANT ONES, OF COURSE, THE ONES THAT THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WAS HANDLING VERY WELL, BUT MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT MESSED THEM ALL UP

UH, THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WAS MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT

OF COURSE, I MEAN THE ONE BEFORE HIM

THAT WAS MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S DAD

OH, UH, I MEAN THE ONE BEFORE THAT

BEFORE THAT WE WERE RULED BY A SUCCESSION OF FEUDAL LORDS AND BENEVOLENT DESPOTS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT

...

WELL?

THANK YOU, I'LL HANG UP NOW AND TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR

WELL THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING, THE EASILY STARTLED CATS ARE IN NEXT TO TAKE YOU THROUGH THE WORKDAY WITH GREAT CLASSIC ROCK HITS, PLUS GET THE LED OUT AT 5

HEY SOMEONE ELSE JUST ENTERED THE STUDIO

HI GUYS, I HAD TO RUN DOWN HERE AND SHOW UP IN PERSON CAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU GUYS BLOCKED MY PHONE NUMBER

IMAGINE THAT

ANYWAY I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD COME IN AND SING A LITTLE SONG AND MAYBE WIN SOME TICKETS OR SEVEN MINUTES IN THE PRODUCTION BOOTH WITH EL GUAPO

UH I HAVE TO GO, I'VE GOT TO APPEAR ON THE MATCH GAME THIS AFTERNOON WITH BRETT SOMERS AND CHARLES NELSON REILLY

OH FART

THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN, THE FCC IS GONNA SO TOTALLY SHUT US DOWN

LISTEN, I CAN ONLY APOLOGIZE FOR SO MUCH HERE

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A MEDIA BIAS PRODUCTION

IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN ABBIE THE CAT GOT HERE

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