WELL YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE ALL THE CAT TOWN CATS WERE FOR THESE PAST NINE MONTHS, WELL THEY WERE BUSY BUILDING A RADIO STATION WITH THEIR OWN PAWS AND LITTLE TOOLS AND EVERYTHING, SO NOW GET READY FOR STATION CTR, CAT TOWN RADIOoooo


HEY HEY, THIS IS HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO CAT TOWN RADIO, HOPE EVERYBODY HAD A GREAT WEEKEND CAUSE I SEE ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY ON THE WAY AND SPEAKING OF MANIC MONDAY, HERE COME THE BANGLES

it's just another manic monday, wish it were sunday
that's my funday, it also rhymes with sunday
it's just another manic monday


ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR THAT AT 6 IN THE MORNING, SPEAKING OF PEOPLE YOU LOVE TO HEAR IN THE MORNING, HOW'S THE TRAFFIC, BUNNY


WELL IF CAT TOWN HAD ANY TRAFFIC, I'D TELL YOU


FAIR ENOUGH, AND SPEAKING OF TRAFFIC, HERE'S TRAFFIC ON CAT TOWN RADIO

dear mr fantasy, play us a tune
oh honestly who remembers traffic anyway, that's all the lyrics you get


OH THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN ON CAT TOWN RADIO, IT'S 7:19 CAT TOWN RADIO TIME AND WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST IN THE STUDIO THIS MORNING, SAY HELLO TO EL GUAPO


THANK YOU DJ HAND PUPPET, ALWAYS GLAD TO BE HERE


AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, EL GUAPO JUST SCORED THE WINNING POINTS IN THE CAT TOWN TECH GAME AGAINST THE OTHER TEAM, EARLIER THIS WEEK HE ALSO THWARTED AN ALIEN INVASION, AND WHEN THE ANIMAL HAT GANG STOLE ALL THE ICE CREAM FOR THE KITTEN'S CARNIVAL, EL GUAPO MADE HIS OWN DELICIOUS FROZEN SOY YOGURT FOR FREE


THAT WAY EVEN THE LACTOSE-INTOLERANT AND VEGAN CATS COULD HAVE FUN


WELL WE CERTAINLY ARE GRATEFUL FOR YOUR HELP, EL GUAPO, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'D DO WITHOUT YOU


WE'RE OPENING THE PHONE LINES NOW IF YOU'D LIKE TO TALK TO EL GUAPO, THAT NUMBER IS 555-CAT, AGAIN IT'S 555-CAT, HELLO CALLER, YOU'RE LIVE ON THE AIR WITH EL GUAPO


HELLO HAND PUPPET, HELLO BUNNY, LOVE YOUR SHOW, LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER, ANYWAY I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IT'S ALL MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S FAULT


WHAT


BEG PARDON


YOU HEARD ME, IT'S ALL HIS FAULT, HE IS A BAD LEADER AND A POOR MAYOR AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM ALL THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING


WAIT, WHAT WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING


BEATS ME, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DISCUSSING THIS HOUR?


UH


THANK YOU, I'LL HANG UP NOW AND TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR


WELL HE CERTAINLY HAS EVERY RIGHT TO CRITICIZE HIS ELECTED OFFICIALS, PROVIDED HE VOTED AND EVERYTHING OF COURSE, BUT I THINK MAYBE A LITTLE FOCUS WOULD BE NICE


MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, NEXT CALLER, YOU'RE ON THE AIR WITH DR. GUAPO


MAHALO!


WITH HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING


YEAH, UH HI, YEAH, I'D LIKE TO ORDER TWELVE HUNDRED HAMBURGERS TO GO


THAT'S NOT HOW THE JOKE WORKS


NO, REALLY, I'M THAT HUNGRY


WHATEVER, HEY SPEAKING OF HUNGRY, HERE'S DURAN DURAN ON CAT TOWN RADIO

i smell like i sound, let's eat at ground round
cause i'm hungry like the woooooooooooolf


7:57 IN THE AY-EMM AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING, WE GOT EL GUAPO IN THE STUDIO TOO TAKING YOUR CALLS


YES HI HELLO CAT TOWN RADIO


THAT'S US


GREETINGS, I AM TECHNICIAN JONES WITH THE CAT TOWN PHONE COMPANY, WE ARE CURRENTLY RUNNING TESTS ON YOUR PHONE LINES RIGHT NOW, PLEASE DO NOT PICK UP YOUR PHONE FOR THE NEXT 5 HOURS OR THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END WILL BE BLASTED WITH 50,000 VOLTS OF ELECTRICITY, THANK YOU


WELL THAT WAS AN ODD WAY OF NOTIFYING US, LET'S HOPE NOBODY GETS ELECTRICAL SHOCKS BECAUSE THAT WOULD HURT


OUR NUMBER IS 555-CAT, CALLER GO AHEAD, YOU'RE ON HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH


OKAY GUYS, VERY FUNNY, ENOUGH WITH THE JOKES


WHAT JOKEs? THOSE SHOCKS HURT


AND HEY, SPEAKING OF HURT, HERE'S THE LATEST EMO HIT RIGHT HERE ON CAT TOWN RADIO

my girlfriend left me, she burned up all my nintendo games
and i'm so happy cause that duck hunt dog kept bothering me


9:45 HERE AT CAT TOWN RADIO, HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING KEEPIN YOU COMPANY ON ANOTHER DREARY WORKDAY, OUR GUEST TODAY IS EL GUAPO


ACTUALLY I'M THE GUEST EVERY DAY, PRETTY MUCH


YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ANYWAY, HELLO CALLER, YOU'RE ON THE AIR


...


HELLO CALLER


...


CALLER, ARE YOU THERE?


FLUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH


WHAT THE


DID SOMEONE JUST FLUSH THEIR TOILET AT US


HURR HURR HURR


I'D RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LAUGH ANYWHERE, THAT'S DUCKIE, A MEMBER OF OUR WACKY PACK


HOW ARE YOU DOING, DUCKIE


CAN I COME INTO THE STUDIO AND WIN SOME TICKETS OR A DATE WITH A SWIMSUIT MODEL


NO YOU CAN'T, CAUSE THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU SAID "FART" ON THE AIR


NO WAY, I DIDN'T SAY "FART"


OH OH OH, YOU JUST DID, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAFTA HANG UP ON YOOOOOOOU


THAT WAS A DIRTY TRICK


DUCKIE'S A DIRTY CAT, AND HEY SPEAKING OF DIRTY CATS, HERE'S THREE DOG NIGHT

joooooooooy to the wooooooooorld
aaaaaaaalll the boys and girls
joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
and jooooooy to you and me
now repeat about 50 bazillion times


10:22 WITH HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING, WE GOT ENOUGH TIME FOR JUST ONE MORE CALL, HELLO YOU'RE ON THE AIR


YES WELL I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THIS EPIDEMIC OF PRANK PHONE CALLS AND WORDS LIKE "FART" BEING SAID ON THE RADIO IS ALL MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S FAULT, HIS ADMINISTRATION IS COMPLETELY IGNORING THE ISSUES THAT MATTER


HEY, AREN'T YOU THE SAME GUY WHO CALLED IN EARLIER YELLING ABOUT THE MAYOR


YES BUT THIS TIME I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT


WELL WHICH ISSUES ARE THE ONES THAT YOU THINK MATTER


THE IMPORTANT ONES, OF COURSE, THE ONES THAT THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WAS HANDLING VERY WELL, BUT MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT MESSED THEM ALL UP


UH, THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WAS MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT


OF COURSE, I MEAN THE ONE BEFORE HIM


THAT WAS MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT'S DAD


OH, UH, I MEAN THE ONE BEFORE THAT


BEFORE THAT WE WERE RULED BY A SUCCESSION OF FEUDAL LORDS AND BENEVOLENT DESPOTS, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT


...


WELL?


THANK YOU, I'LL HANG UP NOW AND TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR


WELL THAT JUST ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR HAND PUPPET AND BUNNY IN THE MORNING, THE EASILY STARTLED CATS ARE IN NEXT TO TAKE YOU THROUGH THE WORKDAY WITH GREAT CLASSIC ROCK HITS, PLUS GET THE LED OUT AT 5


HEY SOMEONE ELSE JUST ENTERED THE STUDIO


HI GUYS, I HAD TO RUN DOWN HERE AND SHOW UP IN PERSON CAUSE FOR SOME REASON YOU GUYS BLOCKED MY PHONE NUMBER


IMAGINE THAT


ANYWAY I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD COME IN AND SING A LITTLE SONG AND MAYBE WIN SOME TICKETS OR SEVEN MINUTES IN THE PRODUCTION BOOTH WITH EL GUAPO


UH I HAVE TO GO, I'VE GOT TO APPEAR ON THE MATCH GAME THIS AFTERNOON WITH BRETT SOMERS AND CHARLES NELSON REILLY


OH FART


THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN, THE FCC IS GONNA SO TOTALLY SHUT US DOWN


LISTEN, I CAN ONLY APOLOGIZE FOR SO MUCH HERE

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A MEDIA BIAS PRODUCTION

IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN ABBIE THE CAT GOT HERE

 

 

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