DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN

caaaAAAT
TOOOOWWN


YOU SHOWED UP AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME, SOMETHING BIG IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO CAT TOWN AND MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT WILL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT IT SHORTLY


GREETINGS ALL CITIZEN CATS, TODAY IS A PROUD DAY FOR CAT TOWN


HOORAY


J WELLINGTON CAT iii AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING VERY HARD ON A SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT AND TODAY IS THE DAY WE WILL FINALLY ANNOUNCE IT TO YOU


HOORAY


PLEASE SAVE ALL HOORAYS FOR AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, THANK YOU


YOU'RE WELCOME


OH THIS IS SO EXCITING, JUST THINK, A SPECIAL SECRET PROJECT, DAD NEVER MENTIONED HE WAS WORKING WITH THE MAYOR ON SOMETHING


YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS? I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU BY NOW


WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT, I DON'T ASK HIM ABOUT SECRET WORK-RELATED STUFF AND HE DOESN'T ASK ABOUT MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT


YOUR WHAT


NEVER MIND


THIS WILL BE THE NEWS STORY OF THE CENTURY UNTIL ANOTHER ONE COMES ALONG


SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO I PRESENT J WELLINGTON CAT THE III AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT


THANK YOU MAYOR, THANK YOU CAT TOWN


YOU'RE WELCOME BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT FOR JUST YET


PLEASE SAVE ALL YOU'RE WELCOMES FOR AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT, THANK YOU


TODAY I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT OUR OWN HUMBLE CAT TOWN WILL BE PLACING A BID FOR THE OLYMPIC GAMES


WHOAAAA


NO WAY


DID WE HEAR RIGHT


YOU HEARD RIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO BRING THE INTERNATIONAL SPORTS COMPETITION RIGHT HERE


IT WILL FINALLY make OUR TOWN A WORLD-CLASS TOWN


I THOUGHT THE WATERFRONT MADE US A WORLD-CLASS TOWN


OH HEAVENS NO, THAT HASN'T FOR A WHILE


ANYWAY WE'RE GOING AHEAD AND BIDDING FOR THE OLYMPICS, I'VE ALREADY SPENT LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS ON BRANDING ALONE


THE LOGO IS SNAZZY BUT CONCISE


I KNOW THIS IS WHAT WE'VE WANTED ALL ALONG


HAVE WE


AND I KNOW YOU WILL HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH IN OUR PLANS, NONE OF WHICH YOU WERE INVITED TO SEE OR DISCUSS UNTIL NOW


WELL THAT MAKES SENSE, WE'D JUST BE IN THE WAY


YEAH, I'D RATHER HAVE ALL MY DECISIONS MADE FOR ME BY SECRET COMMITTEE


WE'RE WORKING ON THAT


MY CONSTRUCTION COMPANY WILL NATURALLY BE HAPPY TO BUILD EVERYTHING WE NEED FOR THE OLYMPICS


DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST


DON'T WORRY THERE'S NO CONFLICT


JUST A LOT OF INTEREST


SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY HERE


THAT'S THE WATERFRONT


THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING FOR SURE. I WONDER IF CAT TOWN WILL WIN THE BID AND PLAY HOST TO THE MULTI-ZILLION DOLLAR INTERNATIONAL SPECTACLE?


OH LIKE IT WON'T WITH THAT BUILD-UP


IT IS A DONE DEAL FOR SURE HURR HURR HURR


C'MON, LET'S MAKE SURE WE GET TO LICENSE EVERY OFFICIAL THING OF THE CAT TOWN OLYMPICS


AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CAT TOWN CONTINUES


OH YEAH THERE WILL BE TONS OF COMMERCIAL BREAKS TOO

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

TO BE CONTINUED
A LOUDER, DUMBER, FUNNIER PRODUCTION

MR ABBIE (RIP) IS GONE BUT HIS WEB EMPIRE LIVES ON

 

 

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