DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN

caaaAAAT TOOOOWWN

[The Angel Cat says]
WELL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE WE LAST SAW YOU, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING IN CAT TOWN

[The Easily Startled Cat says]
HONESTLY IT HASN'T BEEN VERY INTERESTING

[The other Easily Startled Cat says]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HASN'T BEEN INTERESTING, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING A FOREVER GAME OF ROCK BAND

[Mayor Sailor Suit Cat says]
THAT'S WHAT WE GET FOR CHOOSING AN INFINITE SETLIST

[HURR HURR HURR]
i am rockin the drums

[Froggy says]
OH C'MON, YOU CAN'T EVEN REACH THE PEDAL

[HURR HURR HURR]
I AM THE PEDAL

[Lambie says]
whatever ANYWAY WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE TRIPLE ALBUM PROG ROCK OPERAS AND IT'S GOING AWESOME

[Froggy says]
HEART GUIDED COSMONAAAAAAAUTS

[Froggy says] [The other Easily Startled Cat says] [The Easily Startled Cat says]
CAST OUR FATES TO THE STARS ON A MEANDER THROUGH TIME AND MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

[DJ Hand Puppet says]
won't you take along this seeker of truth IN YOUR SILVER CRAFT OF MOONLIGHT

[Lambie says]
SEVENTEEN MINUTE HAMMOND SOLO

[El Guapo says]
I AM MAKING SURE EVERYBODY TAKES PERIODIC BREAKS SO THAT NOBODY'S PAWS HURT

[Mayor Sailor Suit Cat says]
IT IS IMPORTANT OUR LEVELS OF RSI REMAIN THE LOWEST IN THE TRI-STATE AREA

[El Guapo says]
ALSO IT GIVES ALL THE CATS A CHANCE TO PLAY AND HAVE FUN

[The Little Red-Haired Cat says]
COMING UP NEXT IT'S NOTHING BUT J-POP AND I'M THE STAR ^_^

 [The Angel Cat says]
SO HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT IN UPCOMING EPISODES OF CAT TOWN

[oOOH!] [HELLO]  [i am a king]

NEW FACES!

[rawr]

INTRIGUE!

[orly]

SKEPTICISM!

[what]

ONE OF THOSE HILARIOUS PERSONALITY SWITCHING STORYLINES!

[WHAT]

BILL BIXBY!
actually we don't know what the heck he was doing in our images directory but here he is

 [CEO  BUSINESSMAN CAT III SAYS]
SO STICK AROUND BECAUSE WE'VE GOT LIKE SIX LIVES TO GO

[HURR HURR HURR]
CAN I GET TEN MORE TOMS AND A GONG ON THIS SET ALREADY

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'LL SOON GO DOWN IN
caaaAAAT TOOOOWWN

THE END
A PHRYGIAN DOMINANT PRODUCTION

[abbie is so cute] MOOSEJAW BOUDREAU 4-LYFE

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