DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
NOW IT'S TIME FOR DOGVILLE
DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
WE ARE WATCHING DOGVILLE
WHERE DOGS ARE DOING STUFF TODAY IN
DOOOOOOOOOOOG VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE

TODAY'S EPISODE
IT'S MILKBONE TIME

YOU ARE JUST IN TIME FOR MILKBONES

I LOVE MILKBONES

YES THEY SURE ARE TASTY

MILKBONE IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF KRAFT FOODS, INC.

OKAY, IS EVERYBODY CLEAR ON WHAT WE'RE TO DO?

CLEAR AS EVER, BUT I STILL THINK WE SHOULD INCLUDE HITTING IN OUR PLANS

NO HITTING, JUST BRING OUT THE GIANT HANDSAWS

HURR HURR HURR, I'M GONNA SAW THROUGH THE TOWN

MY MILKBONE IS GREEN, IT IS GREEN-FLAVORED

MY MILKBONE HAS CALCIUM IN IT

MY MILKBONE SAYS PARTY HARD

THIS SAWING THING REALLY IS HARD

YES, BUT WE MUST KEEP AT IT AND SAW WITH ALL OUR MIGHT

HEY, LOOK AT DUCKIE GO

THIS ROCKET POWERED GIANT CHAINSAW SURE CAME IN HANDY, HURR HURR HURR

GUYS I THINK WE'RE MOVING

I DEFINITELY FEEL A FLOATING SENSATION NOT UNLIKE THAT OF EATING A TAINTED MILKBONE

LOOK AT THIS, DOGVILLE'S FLOATING OUT TO SEA

A FIENDISHLY BRILLIANT PLAN, I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF IT FIRST

GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i regret nothing

HURRAY, IT'S WORKING, WE SAWED DOGVILLE RIGHT OFF THE MAP

I KNEW MY NONVIOLENT APPROACH WOULD SOLVE THE DOGVILLE PROBLEM, NOW THEY WILL DRIFT UNTIL THEY FIND A NICE NEW CONTINENT TO SETTLE ON

WELL IT'S NOT ALL THAT NONVIOLENT, I MEAN, WE USED CHAINSAWS AND STUFF

DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN BE LEFT-JUSTIFIED AGAIN

SURE CAN, C'MON, LET'S GO

I AM IN TRANSIT, HURR HURR HURR

PHEW! THAT WAS A HIKE

AND LOOK, RIGHT BEHIND DOGVILLE IS CAT TOWN, RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD BE

OKAY EVERYBODY, YOU CAN COME BACK, WE'VE SAVED CAT TOWN

HURRAY FOR EL GUAPO, HE HAS SAVED CAT TOWN

AND HURRAY FOR THE ANIMAL HAT GANG, THEY SAVED CAT TOWN TOO, FOR ONCE

AND NOW WE HAVE SOME PRIME WATERFRONT PROPERTY TOO, THE VIEW FROM MY PLACE IS SIMPLY SPECTACULAR

WAIT JUST A MOMENT, YOU CAVALIER CATS, I BELIEVE WE NEED TO TALK

GASP! IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET!!

THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HEREBY DECREE THAT THIS EPISODE WILL BE CONTINUED IN A LATER INSTALLMENT

I WONDER WHICH FAMOUS FACE THIS PRESIDENT WILL TURN OUT TO BE?

I WONDER TOO! LET'S FIND OUT SOON

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