DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
NOW IT'S TIME FOR DOGVILLE
DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
WE ARE WATCHING DOGVILLE
WHERE DOGS ARE DOING STUFF TODAY IN
DOOOOOOOOOOOG VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE

 

TODAY'S EPISODE
IT'S MILKBONE TIME


YOU ARE JUST IN TIME FOR MILKBONES


I LOVE MILKBONES


YES THEY SURE ARE TASTY

MILKBONE IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF KRAFT FOODS, INC.


OKAY, IS EVERYBODY CLEAR ON WHAT WE'RE TO DO?


CLEAR AS EVER, BUT I STILL THINK WE SHOULD INCLUDE HITTING IN OUR PLANS


NO HITTING, JUST BRING OUT THE GIANT HANDSAWS


HURR HURR HURR, I'M GONNA SAW THROUGH THE TOWN


MY MILKBONE IS GREEN, IT IS GREEN-FLAVORED


MY MILKBONE HAS CALCIUM IN IT


MY MILKBONE SAYS PARTY HARD


THIS SAWING THING REALLY IS HARD


YES, BUT WE MUST KEEP AT IT AND SAW WITH ALL OUR MIGHT


HEY, LOOK AT DUCKIE GO


THIS ROCKET POWERED GIANT CHAINSAW SURE CAME IN HANDY, HURR HURR HURR

GUYS I THINK WE'RE MOVING


I DEFINITELY FEEL A FLOATING SENSATION NOT UNLIKE THAT OF EATING A TAINTED MILKBONE


LOOK AT THIS, DOGVILLE'S FLOATING OUT TO SEA


A FIENDISHLY BRILLIANT PLAN, I WISH I'D THOUGHT OF IT FIRST


GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i regret nothing


HURRAY, IT'S WORKING, WE SAWED DOGVILLE RIGHT OFF THE MAP


I KNEW MY NONVIOLENT APPROACH WOULD SOLVE THE DOGVILLE PROBLEM, NOW THEY WILL DRIFT UNTIL THEY FIND A NICE NEW CONTINENT TO SETTLE ON


WELL IT'S NOT ALL THAT NONVIOLENT, I MEAN, WE USED CHAINSAWS AND STUFF


DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN BE LEFT-JUSTIFIED AGAIN


SURE CAN, C'MON, LET'S GO

 


I AM IN TRANSIT, HURR HURR HURR


PHEW! THAT WAS A HIKE


AND LOOK, RIGHT BEHIND DOGVILLE IS CAT TOWN, RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD BE


OKAY EVERYBODY, YOU CAN COME BACK, WE'VE SAVED CAT TOWN


HURRAY FOR EL GUAPO, HE HAS SAVED CAT TOWN


AND HURRAY FOR THE ANIMAL HAT GANG, THEY SAVED CAT TOWN TOO, FOR ONCE


AND NOW WE HAVE SOME PRIME WATERFRONT PROPERTY TOO, THE VIEW FROM MY PLACE IS SIMPLY SPECTACULAR


WAIT JUST A MOMENT, YOU CAVALIER CATS, I BELIEVE WE NEED TO TALK


GASP! IT'S THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET!!


THAT'S RIGHT, AND I HEREBY DECREE THAT THIS EPISODE WILL BE CONTINUED IN A LATER INSTALLMENT


I WONDER WHICH FAMOUS FACE THIS PRESIDENT WILL TURN OUT TO BE?

 

 

I WONDER TOO! LET'S FIND OUT SOON

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