DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN


THINGS HAVE BEEN SO BUSY LATELY AFTER EL GUAPO AND THE ANIMAL HAT GANG TEAMED UP TO SAW DOGVILLE OFF THE MAP AND INTO THE SEA, THE PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET SHOWED UP AND FREAKED EVERYBODY OUT, CAUSE HE WAS THE PERSON WHO CANCELLED CAT TOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE! NOW EVERYBODY IN CAT TOWN HAS BEEN SUMMONED INTO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE, HOPEFULLY EL GUAPO CAN MAKE A STAND


HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT OF THE INTERNET, SIR, I'M EL GUAPO AND THESE ARE MY FRIENDS


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I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME EVEN THOUGH YOUR BACK IS TURNED TO US IN THAT BIG CHAIR OF YOURS, SO PLEASE HEAR ME OUT


GO ON, EL GUAPO, WE'RE ALL RIGHT BEHIND YOU


NOW I KNOW WE'RE NOT GETTING THE RATINGS THAT YOUR POWERHOUSE FARK SITE IS GETTING, AND WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FACE-BRAND MERCHANDISE OWING TO COPYRIGHTS AND STUFF, BUT, WELL, WE'VE COME OVER 2000 MILES TO BE HERE, AND ALL WE WANT TO DO IS JUST HAVE AMAZING ADVENTURES AND HILARIOUS COMEDY IN EVERY EPISODE, AND WE PROMISE WE'LL NEVER GO OVER BUDGET


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OH SHOOT. ALL I WANT TO SAY IS THAT WE JUST CAME OUT HERE TO MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAPPY.


AND BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS


LET ME HANDLE THIS, OK


LOOK! THE PRESIDENT IS TURNING AROUND IN HIS CHAIR!


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MISS TRACY...


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PREPARE THE STANDARD "RICH AND FAMOUS" CONTRACT FOR EL GUAPO AND COMPANY.


WE DID IT


HURRAY

 

 

 


LIFE'S LIKE A MOVIE, WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING


KEEP BELIEVING, KEEP PRETENDING


WE'VE DONE JUST WHAT WE'VE SET OUT TO DOOOOOOO

 

THANKS TO THE LOVERS

THE DREAMERS

AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

 

 


RING RING, KISSINGERPHONE, CAN I BE IN YOUR MOVIE


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AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A MOTORCYCLE COP PRODUCTION

 


MR ABBIE HAS THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THIS EVENING'S ENTERTAINMENT

 

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