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SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD AND EATEN ALL YOUR VEGETABLES HERE IS ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF  TONIGHT'S EPISODE THE BIG GAME  CAT TOWN TECH IS HAVING ITS ANNUAL HOMECOMING GAME AGAINST THEIR AGE-OLD RIVALS, LET'S GO OR WE'LL MISS THE FIRST HALF  BRICKA BRACKA FIRECRACKER, SIS BOOM BAH  I'M THE ANNOUNCER WHO IS ALWAYS ANNOUNCING THINGS, AND WELCOME TO THE CAT TOWN TECH HOMECOMING GAME  YAY, GO CAT TOWN TECH FIGHTIN' BROCCOLI  ALL RIGHT TEAM NOW YOU KNOW THE DRILL, WE BREAK ON three AND WE DO ZONE DEFENSE, OK   YOU GOT IT COACH QUARTERBACK  I AM THE UMPIRE RAH RAH REE, KICK 'EM IN THE KNEE  SO DID YOU SWIPE EL GUAPO'S PLAYBOOK LIKE I ASKED YOU TO  SURE THING BOSS, AND I ALSO STOLE THEIR BROCCOLI MASCOT WHILE I WAS AT IT  I GOT HUNGRY AND ATE THE MASCOT HURR HURR HURR ALL RIGHT, BREAK AND FORTY-FIVE RED, SEVENTY-THREE BLUE, PURPLE OVAL ON SIX AND A HAM ON RYE WHAT'S THE PLAYBOOK SAY ABOUT THAT IT SAYS THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO SCORE A HOME RUN WELL WE'LL JUST MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET PAST THE CREASE HELP I'VE BEEN TACKLED HA HA, GOTCHA THROW IT TO ME, EL GUAPO, I'M OPEN GO LONG, HERE'S THE HAIL MARY HA HA, I PUT SOME GREASE ON THE FIELD SO EL GUAPO WILL SLIP OH NO, I SLIPPED THAT'S A ONE STROKE PENALTY FOR SLIPPING, I'M AFRAID SOMETHING TELLS ME OUR OPPONENTS ARE CHEATING, i'll get to the bottom of this GIMME A D, GIMME AN E, GIMME AN F, GIMME ANOTHER E, GIMME AN N, GIMME AN S, AND GIMME A THIRD E WHAT PUT THEM TOGETHER AND WHAT DO YOU GOT SEARCH ME, I'M JUST A FREAKIN HAND PUPPET OH NO SPORTS FANS IT'S DOWN TO THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME AND THE CAT TOWN TECH FIGHTIN' BROCCOLI ARE TRAILING BY ONLY 3 WICKETS GUYS WE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG THIS WAS SO EASY I'M ASHAMED OF MYSELF BROCCOLI MAKES ME GASSY HURR HURR HURR GUYS I THINK THEY STOLE OUR PLAYBOOK SO LET'S USE OUR OTHER PLAYBOOK OKAY I SURE AM GLAD THEY DIDN'T STEAL OUR OTHER PLAYBOOK I SURE AM GLAD YOU STOLE THEIR OTHER PLAYBOOK NO PROBLEM BOSS, IT WAS EASY I HEARD THAT YOICKS NOW GET OUT OF OUR HUDDLE THAT'S A FIVE YARD PENALTY FOR BEING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HUDDLE, CAT TOWN TECH STILL HAS THE BALL okay i am going to whisper this we'll use our other other playbook for this one ok you got it el guapo  this cockamamie scheme of yours better work el guapo or else we'll all have to wear dresses to the homecoming dance YOU SEE THE S IS FOR SUPA, THE U IS FOR UNIQUE, THE P IS FOR PERFECTION CUZ YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FREAKS OKAY GREEN 75, ORANGE 98, TURK 182, HUT HUT HIKE WHAT'S THE OTHER PLAYBOOK SAY ABOUT THAT ONE UH IT SAYS WE ARE TO RUN OFF THE FIELD AND GET INTO THE CHEATER'S JAIL CAN'T FAULT THAT STRATEGY, C'MON LET'S GO BEFORE WE GET CALLED FOR OFFSIDES EL GUAPO PASSES TO THAT OTHER CAT, FADES BACK, HE'S WIDE OPEN, KORSAROVSKY IN THE POCKET, DRIBBLES ONCE, HE SWINGS AND CONNECTS AND YES, YES, I THINK IT COULD BE, I THINK IT IS, YES!!  DING DING, EL GUAPO HAS CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH AND WON THE GAME WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH EL GUAPO EL GUAPO HE'S OUR CAT, IF HE CAN'T DO IT, YOU'RE TOO FAT CHEER ALL YOU LIKE BUT I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE GREAT TEAMWORK OF ALL YOU GUYS HURRAY CAN WE COME OUT OF THE CHEATER'S JAIL NOW NO AND THAT'S THE GAME, CAT TOWN TECH WINS WITH A SCORE OF FIVE HUNDRED TO LIKE ALMOST FIVE HUNDRED I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE OH I ALMOST FORGOT I HAVE TO BE HOME BY 10 CAUSE I FORGOT TO TAPE LAW AND ORDER >x< OH ALL RIGHT YOU CAN COME WITH ME BUT YOU BETTER NOT GET ALL MOONY WHEN MCCOY SHOWS UP OH I WON'T, I PROMISE YOU, I SURE WON'T  KCHUNG-KCHUNGGGGGG  WELL HE WAS LIKE THAT WHEN WE FOUND HIM, STILL IN HIS SPORTS JERSEY, FLAT ON HIS BACK AND COVERED IN SMOOCH MARKS  SEEMS TO ME THIS OL' CAT TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN  THE END A "I KNOW THAT'S THE WRONG FONT" PRODUCTION  SPONSORED IN PART BY THE GOOD PEOPLE AT ABBIE THE CAT
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