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DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN  IN THIS EPISODE DENOUEMENT AND POP TARTS  I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THE ANIMAL HAT GANG WRAPPED UP THEIR EXCITING STORY ABOUT ALASKA, WHAT DO YOU THINK  DARN TOOTIN ANGEL ONE-HALO DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN I AM CHASTENED and humbled  ANYWAY LIKE WE WAS SAYING BEFORE WE WERE INTERRUPTED BY THIS MORALITY PLAY WE GOT PRETTY SICK AND TIRED OF BEING MAYOR OF BACON  YOU'D THINK THAT EVERYBODY LOVES A MAYOR WELL HELL NO YOU NEVER SAW SUCH A BUNCH OF COMPLAINY McCOMPLAINERSONS BEFORE  AS CHAIRMAN OF THE CHAIR COMMITTEE I MUST REQUEST YOU INCREASE CHAIR FUNDING BEFORE WE HAVE NOTHING TO SIT ON [ OK ]  AS COMMITTEE CHAIR I SUGGEST CREATING MORE COMMITTEES [ OK ]  DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE ROAD BILL THIS MONTH BECAUSE I THINK ALL THE ROADS ARE GONE [ OK ] YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON CHAIR FUNDING!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!! [ OK ] NO OFFENSE MR. GILBERT SIR BUT THIS MAYOR THING KIND OF STINKS  ON ICE EVEN HURR HURR HURR  NO KIDDING, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE INTO BEING MAYOR LISTEN JUST TELL US WHAT KIND OF SCANDAL WE HAVE TO GET OURSELVES INTO SO THAT WE CAN BE ASKED TO RESIGN JUST KEEP IGNORING OL' BINGO THERE, I THINK THAT WILL DO WHAT DO WE GET IN THE WAY OF PHAT SEVERANCE PACKAGES IF YOU CAN'T GET US GOLDEN PARACHUTES WE'LL SETTLE FOR FABRIC WE'LL PAY FOR YOUR BUS TICKETS BACK TO CAT TOWN DEAL SOME REALLY BIG CAT JUST SAT ON THE LAST CHAIR IN BACON AND SMASHED IT, WE ARE RUINED, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW ANIMAL HAT GANG WITHOUT CHAIRS WE WILL HAVE TO STAND UP ALL DAY LONG MAYOR ANIMAL HAT GANG YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED AND SULLIED THE GOOD NAME OF ALASKA POLITICS, THIS IS A TRAVESTY THE PEOPLE WILL NOT SOON FORGET DO YOU THINK THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN AS FUNNY A YEAR AGO NOT A CHANCE WE HEREBY STRIP YOU OF YOUR MAYORALSHIP AS WELL AS YOUR MOTORCYCLE AND ANY MEDALS WHICH WE MAY HAVE GIVEN YOU IN OUR ORIGINAL FRENZIED CELEBRATION BUT I ATE MINE WELL YOU GET TO KEEP YOURS BUT THE REST OF YOU, STOP CHEWING dmmmf mfit WE'RE KEEPING THE STATUE UNTIL THE THAW FINE WITH US HERE ARE YOUR BUS TICKETS AND I AM SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN THIS WAY, YOU WERE THE BEST PLOT DEVELOPMENT EVER TO HAPPEN TO BACON SINCE KEVIN DON'T WORRY, IN A FEW MONTHS' TIME WE'LL ALL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH NO WE WON'T FINE SHEESH I WAS ONLY TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING NICE (bus driver goes here) ALL ABOARD THE BUS TO CAT TOWN THERE'S OUR BUS, C'MON LET'S GO THAT WAS QUICK AND JUST IN TIME, TOO, THE CHERRY BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY PUCKS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LET'S JUST SAY DUCKIE AND ME PAID A VISIT TO ALL THE LITTERBOXES IN CITY HALL BEFORE WE LEFT HURR HURR HURR, IF I DON'T GO BEFORE I GET ON THE BUS THERE'S ALWAYS TROUBLE MY HOW THIS WORM HAS TURNED, WELL, NOTHING LEFT TO DO NOW EXCEPT WAIT FOR THIS FLASHBACK TO END MEANWHILE, AFTER THE
FLASHBACK... SO THAT'S HOW WE LEFT ALASKA, JUST AS WE FOUND IT  WITH EXPLODED CHERRY BOMBS ALL AROUND? IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN WE GOT THERE WELL ANIMAL HAT GANG IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'T LEARN A LESSON WHILE IN ALASKA BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK DARN GLAD TO BE BACK, NOW MAKE WITH THE CELEBRATION WELCOME BACK KOTTER DINNER ALREADY  WE KINDA ALREADY HAD A BIG DINNER TONIGHT  BUNNY CAME BACK FROM GAY PAREE WHAT  SHE LEFT WHILE YOU WERE TELLING YOUR STORY  THAT'S RIGHT BUT I HAVE RETURNED AND I AM ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS THAT'S CHANEL SWEETIE DARLING HURR HURR HURR MORE LIKE SANRIO wtf HOLY CRAP YOU ALSO GAINED WEIGHT hush your mouth AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I ALSO BROUGHT BACK FROM PARIS DUN
DUN DUNNNNNNNNN YOUR SON DUN DUN
DUNNNNNNNNN WHOSE SON  HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON CAN I BLOW STUFF UP TOO WELL HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK ALL RIGHT BUT WHOSE  GASP! SHOCK! ETC. WHOSE INDEED? WELL THAT'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF AS THE CAT TOWN DOES SOMETHING LIKE MAYBE TURN TO BE CONTINUED A SERIF FONT IS BETTER PRODUCTION  SORRY THERE WASN'T
ANY POP TARTS LEFT BECAUSE SOME GREEDY GUTS ATE 'EM ALL HINT HINT
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