DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN




IN THIS EPISODE
DENOUEMENT AND POP TARTS





I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME THE ANIMAL HAT GANG WRAPPED UP THEIR EXCITING STORY ABOUT ALASKA, WHAT DO YOU THINK


DARN TOOTIN ANGEL ONE-HALO


DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN


I AM CHASTENED and humbled


ANYWAY LIKE WE WAS SAYING BEFORE WE WERE INTERRUPTED BY THIS MORALITY PLAY WE GOT PRETTY SICK AND TIRED OF BEING MAYOR OF BACON


YOU'D THINK THAT EVERYBODY LOVES A MAYOR WELL HELL NO


YOU NEVER SAW SUCH A BUNCH OF COMPLAINY McCOMPLAINERSONS BEFORE


AS CHAIRMAN OF THE CHAIR COMMITTEE I MUST REQUEST YOU INCREASE CHAIR FUNDING BEFORE WE HAVE NOTHING TO SIT ON
[ OK ]


AS COMMITTEE CHAIR I SUGGEST CREATING MORE COMMITTEES
[ OK ]


DID YOU FORGET TO PAY THE ROAD BILL THIS MONTH BECAUSE I THINK ALL THE ROADS ARE GONE
[ OK ]


YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON CHAIR FUNDING!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!
[ OK ]


NO OFFENSE MR. GILBERT SIR BUT THIS MAYOR THING KIND OF STINKS


ON ICE EVEN HURR HURR HURR


NO KIDDING, WHY DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE INTO BEING MAYOR


LISTEN JUST TELL US WHAT KIND OF SCANDAL WE HAVE TO GET OURSELVES INTO SO THAT WE CAN BE ASKED TO RESIGN


JUST KEEP IGNORING OL' BINGO THERE, I THINK THAT WILL DO


WHAT DO WE GET IN THE WAY OF PHAT SEVERANCE PACKAGES


IF YOU CAN'T GET US GOLDEN PARACHUTES WE'LL SETTLE FOR FABRIC


WE'LL PAY FOR YOUR BUS TICKETS BACK TO CAT TOWN


DEAL


SOME REALLY BIG CAT JUST SAT ON THE LAST CHAIR IN BACON AND SMASHED IT, WE ARE RUINED, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW ANIMAL HAT GANG


WITHOUT CHAIRS WE WILL HAVE TO STAND UP ALL DAY LONG


MAYOR ANIMAL HAT GANG YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED AND SULLIED THE GOOD NAME OF ALASKA POLITICS, THIS IS A TRAVESTY THE PEOPLE WILL NOT SOON FORGET


DO YOU THINK THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN AS FUNNY A YEAR AGO


NOT A CHANCE


WE HEREBY STRIP YOU OF YOUR MAYORALSHIP AS WELL AS YOUR MOTORCYCLE AND ANY MEDALS WHICH WE MAY HAVE GIVEN YOU IN OUR ORIGINAL FRENZIED CELEBRATION


BUT I ATE MINE


WELL YOU GET TO KEEP YOURS BUT THE REST OF YOU, STOP CHEWING


dmmmf mfit


WE'RE KEEPING THE STATUE UNTIL THE THAW


FINE WITH US


HERE ARE YOUR BUS TICKETS AND I AM SORRY IT HAD TO HAPPEN THIS WAY, YOU WERE THE BEST PLOT DEVELOPMENT EVER TO HAPPEN TO BACON SINCE KEVIN


DON'T WORRY, IN A FEW MONTHS' TIME WE'LL ALL LOOK BACK ON THIS AND LAUGH


NO WE WON'T


FINE SHEESH I WAS ONLY TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING NICE

(bus driver goes here)
ALL ABOARD THE BUS TO CAT TOWN


THERE'S OUR BUS, C'MON LET'S GO


THAT WAS QUICK


AND JUST IN TIME, TOO, THE CHERRY BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO GO OFF


WHAT THE H E DOUBLE HOCKEY PUCKS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


LET'S JUST SAY DUCKIE AND ME PAID A VISIT TO ALL THE LITTERBOXES IN CITY HALL BEFORE WE LEFT


HURR HURR HURR, IF I DON'T GO BEFORE I GET ON THE BUS THERE'S ALWAYS TROUBLE


MY HOW THIS WORM HAS TURNED, WELL, NOTHING LEFT TO DO NOW EXCEPT WAIT FOR THIS FLASHBACK TO END

MEANWHILE, AFTER THE FLASHBACK...



SO THAT'S HOW WE LEFT ALASKA, JUST AS WE FOUND IT


WITH EXPLODED CHERRY BOMBS ALL AROUND?


IT WAS LIKE THAT WHEN WE GOT THERE


WELL ANIMAL HAT GANG IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'T LEARN A LESSON WHILE IN ALASKA BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK


DARN GLAD TO BE BACK, NOW MAKE WITH THE CELEBRATION WELCOME BACK KOTTER DINNER ALREADY


WE KINDA ALREADY HAD A BIG DINNER TONIGHT


BUNNY CAME BACK FROM GAY PAREE


WHAT


SHE LEFT WHILE YOU WERE TELLING YOUR STORY


THAT'S RIGHT BUT I HAVE RETURNED AND I AM ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS


THAT'S CHANEL SWEETIE DARLING HURR HURR HURR


MORE LIKE SANRIO wtf


HOLY CRAP YOU ALSO GAINED WEIGHT


hush your mouth AND THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I ALSO BROUGHT BACK FROM PARIS

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN



YOUR SON

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN



WHOSE SON


HAY GUYS WHATS GOING ON CAN I BLOW STUFF UP TOO


WELL HE'S A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK ALL RIGHT


BUT WHOSE


GASP! SHOCK! ETC.


WHOSE INDEED? WELL THAT'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF


AS THE CAT TOWN DOES SOMETHING
LIKE MAYBE TURN


TO BE CONTINUED
A SERIF FONT IS BETTER PRODUCTION

SORRY THERE WASN'T ANY POP TARTS LEFT BECAUSE SOME GREEDY GUTS ATE 'EM ALL HINT HINT

 

 

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