DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
LET'S ALL GO TO CAT TOWN
DEEDLE DOOT DOO DEE DEE
IT'S TIME TO GO TO CAT TOWN
AND SEE EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING DOWN IN

IN THIS EPISODE
THE ANIMAL HAT GANG CONTINUES TO BE IN ALASKA


THAT'S RIGHT, WE TAKE YOU BACK TO THE THRILLING DAYS OF 2006 WHEN THE ANIMAL HAT GANG FOUND THEMSELVES ELECTED MAYOR OF THE TOWN OF BACON, ALASKA


AND BOY DOES IT STINK


EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE FULL POWER OVER THE CITIZENS OF BACON


AND THE FIRST THING WE DID WAS FORCE THEM TO RELINQUISH THEIR SELF-AUTONOMY, HURR HURR HURR


DUDE YOU GOTTA STOP EATING THAT DICTIONARY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF THOSE WORDS MEAN


WELL HOW DO YOU BOYS LIKE THE TOWN OF BACON


TO BE HONEST MR. GILBERT WE'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE


yes WE GET THAT A LOT AROUND HERE


HOLD STILL YOU THREE, MY PRELIMINARY SKETCHES ARE ALMOST DONE


WHAT FOR


FOR THE STATUE OF YOU THREE WE'RE BUILDING IN THE TOWN SQUARE OF COURSE


FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION AROUND HERE, BACON SUITS US JUST FINE


OKAY IT'S DONE AND I MUST SAY I THINK I GOT YOUR HATS PERFECT, NOW DO YOU WANT THE STATUE TO BE MADE OUT OF CHEESE, CHOCOLATE OR CHUCK STEAK


UH


ER


YES TO ALL THREE


CONSIDER IT DONE


SO WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS DUMP ANYWAY


OH BACON HAS QUITE A CLAIM TO FAME


DO YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE CANISTERS WITH COWS ON THEM THAT YOU TURN UPSIDE DOWN AND THEY GO MOO


why that's ONE OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS EVER


IT'S LIKE A COW YOU CAN TAKE WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO, HURR HURR HURR


UH YEAH


AND IF YOU EVER FORGET WHAT A COW SOUNDS LIKE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE IT OUT AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN AND WHOA YOU REMEMBERED


IGNORE HIM


ANYWAY WHAT WE DO HERE IN BACON IS WE MAKE THE CANISTERS AND PAINT COWS ON THEM AND EVERYTHING, HERE, TAKE A LOOK


AWESOME


COOL


IT'S LIKE A WHOLE HERD IN HERE, HURR HURR HURR


HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY CAN'S NOT GOING MOO


MINE NEITHER, WHAT GIVES


OF COURSE THEY DON'T MOO, WE ONLY MAKE THE CANISTERS HERE


THEN THEY GET SHIPPED TO FLORIDA WHERE THEY GET THE PART THAT GOES MOO


THAT'S ABOUT TWENTY PERCENT DUMB AND EIGHTY PERCENT LAME


WELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR US THEN ALL YOU'D HAVE IS A LITTLE PART THAT GOES MOO AND NO CANISTER AT ALL


AND DON'T THINK THAT FLORIDA HASN'T ALREADY SUGGESTED DOING JUST THAT


WE HATE FLORIDA


IT'S OKAY I STILL LIKE MY COW, HURR HURR HURR


THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU


I NAMED IT ERNESTINE


NOW ANIMAL HAT GANG I HAVE CONVENED THIS TOWN MEETING OF BACON SO THAT YOUR MAYORAL METTLE CAN BE TESTED


OUR WHAT THE HECK


JOHNNY TWO-HATS HERE HAS A PLOT OF LAND RIGHT AT THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN


THAT'S RIGHT AND IT'S A BEAUT


AS MAYOR YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT GETS BUILT ON IT, HERE ARE THE TWO ARGUMENTS


I SAY WE BUILD A PLAYGROUND FOR ALL THE KITTENS IN TOWN, THEY WILL LIKE THAT


IT IS FRIGHTFULLY CLEAR THAT THIS TOWN NEEDS A WASTE treatMENT FACILITY AND THAT LAND IS THE PERFECT SPOT FOR ONE


I SAY WE BUILD A PLAYGROUND


AND I SAY WE BUILD A WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY


PLAYGROUND


WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY


PLAYGROUND


WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY


DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY HAT OFF


DON'T MAKE ME SHAKE MY WAR MEDAL AT YOU


NOW DO YOU SEE MY HORRIBLE DILEMMA


DARN TOOTIN, JOHNNY TWO-HATS


SHALL WE CONVENE THE MAYORAL METTLE-TESTING WITH A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER OR ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY


WELL THE ANSWER'S PERFECTLY CLEAR MR. GILBERT


DARN TOOTIN, FROGGY


WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT


IT SOUNDS COOL, OKAY


DARN TOOTIN, HURR HURR HURR


OKAY I'M SICK OF IT NOW


AS WE WERE SAYING MR. GILBERT THE ANSWER IS PERFECTLY CLEAR


DO TELL


WE'RE ALL EARS


WHAT WE'LL DO IS BUILD A GIANT LITTERBOX ON THE LAND


AND STICK A SLIDE AND A SWINGSET IN IT


THAT WAY WE'LL HAVE BOTH A PLAYGROUND and A WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY


murmur murmur murmur


IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA


I'M SATISFIED WITH THE SOLOMONIC REVERSAL


MAYOR ANIMAL HAT GANG, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, EXCEPT THAT YOU HADN'T DONE ANYTHING BEFORE THIS


DARN TOOTIN, MR G., NOW MAKE WITH THE BOSTON CREME PIES AS EXPLICITLY STATED IN THE TOWN CHARTER


An ye shall provide ye Mayore with a Fyne Pie of the Boston Creme varitie on a fortnightly basis hurr hurr hurr


AND SINCE THERE'S THREE OF US, THAT MEANS THREE BOSTON CREME PIES SO HOP TO IT


COMING RIGHT UP


HURRAY ETC.


WAIT A MINUTE, DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU GOT PIE FOR SOLVING THE PLAYGROUND LITTERBOX PROBLEM IN SUCH A FASHION


SURE DID, BLONDIE


YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT


I MUST SAY YOUR MAYORAL SKILLS ARE BOTH PROGRESSIVE AND INNOVATIVE


i am secretly jealous


SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO AFTER THAT


YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO


WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE DID AFTER THAT


AND HE WILL TELL US ALL WHAT THEY DID IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF

 

TO BE CONTINUED in less than two years

A WANDERING CAT NO MORE PRODUCTION

MR. ABBIE IS HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME AND NOT LOST AND EATING BUGS OR WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS DOING WHILE HE WAS LOST

 

 

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