IN THIS EPISODE
THE ANIMAL HAT GANG CONTINUES TO BE IN ALASKA

THAT'S RIGHT, WE TAKE YOU BACK TO THE THRILLING DAYS OF 2006 WHEN THE ANIMAL HAT GANG FOUND THEMSELVES ELECTED MAYOR OF THE TOWN OF BACON, ALASKA

AND BOY DOES IT STINK

EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE FULL POWER OVER THE CITIZENS OF BACON

AND THE FIRST THING WE DID WAS FORCE THEM TO RELINQUISH THEIR SELF-AUTONOMY, HURR HURR HURR

DUDE YOU GOTTA STOP EATING THAT DICTIONARY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HALF THOSE WORDS MEAN

WELL HOW DO YOU BOYS LIKE THE TOWN OF BACON

TO BE HONEST MR. GILBERT WE'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE ELSE

yes WE GET THAT A LOT AROUND HERE

HOLD STILL YOU THREE, MY PRELIMINARY SKETCHES ARE ALMOST DONE

WHAT FOR

FOR THE STATUE OF YOU THREE WE'RE BUILDING IN THE TOWN SQUARE OF COURSE

FINALLY SOME RECOGNITION AROUND HERE, BACON SUITS US JUST FINE

OKAY IT'S DONE AND I MUST SAY I THINK I GOT YOUR HATS PERFECT, NOW DO YOU WANT THE STATUE TO BE MADE OUT OF CHEESE, CHOCOLATE OR CHUCK STEAK

UH

ER

YES TO ALL THREE

CONSIDER IT DONE

SO WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS DUMP ANYWAY

OH BACON HAS QUITE A CLAIM TO FAME

DO YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE CANISTERS WITH COWS ON THEM THAT YOU TURN UPSIDE DOWN AND THEY GO MOO

why that's ONE OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS EVER

IT'S LIKE A COW YOU CAN TAKE WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO, HURR HURR HURR

UH YEAH

AND IF YOU EVER FORGET WHAT A COW SOUNDS LIKE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE IT OUT AND TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN AND WHOA YOU REMEMBERED

IGNORE HIM

ANYWAY WHAT WE DO HERE IN BACON IS WE MAKE THE CANISTERS AND PAINT COWS ON THEM AND EVERYTHING, HERE, TAKE A LOOK

AWESOME

COOL

IT'S LIKE A WHOLE HERD IN HERE, HURR HURR HURR

HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY CAN'S NOT GOING MOO

MINE NEITHER, WHAT GIVES

OF COURSE THEY DON'T MOO, WE ONLY MAKE THE CANISTERS HERE

THEN THEY GET SHIPPED TO FLORIDA WHERE THEY GET THE PART THAT GOES MOO

THAT'S ABOUT TWENTY PERCENT DUMB AND EIGHTY PERCENT LAME

WELL IF IT WEREN'T FOR US THEN ALL YOU'D HAVE IS A LITTLE PART THAT GOES MOO AND NO CANISTER AT ALL

AND DON'T THINK THAT FLORIDA HASN'T ALREADY SUGGESTED DOING JUST THAT

WE HATE FLORIDA

IT'S OKAY I STILL LIKE MY COW, HURR HURR HURR

THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU

I NAMED IT ERNESTINE

NOW ANIMAL HAT GANG I HAVE CONVENED THIS TOWN MEETING OF BACON SO THAT YOUR MAYORAL METTLE CAN BE TESTED

OUR WHAT THE HECK

JOHNNY TWO-HATS HERE HAS A PLOT OF LAND RIGHT AT THE OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN

THAT'S RIGHT AND IT'S A BEAUT

AS MAYOR YOU GET TO DECIDE WHAT GETS BUILT ON IT, HERE ARE THE TWO ARGUMENTS

I SAY WE BUILD A PLAYGROUND FOR ALL THE KITTENS IN TOWN, THEY WILL LIKE THAT

IT IS FRIGHTFULLY CLEAR THAT THIS TOWN NEEDS A WASTE treatMENT FACILITY AND THAT LAND IS THE PERFECT SPOT FOR ONE

I SAY WE BUILD A PLAYGROUND

AND I SAY WE BUILD A WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY

PLAYGROUND

WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY

PLAYGROUND

WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY

DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MY HAT OFF

DON'T MAKE ME SHAKE MY WAR MEDAL AT YOU

NOW DO YOU SEE MY HORRIBLE DILEMMA

DARN TOOTIN, JOHNNY TWO-HATS

SHALL WE CONVENE THE MAYORAL METTLE-TESTING WITH A SONG AND DANCE NUMBER OR ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY

WELL THE ANSWER'S PERFECTLY CLEAR MR. GILBERT

DARN TOOTIN, FROGGY

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT

IT SOUNDS COOL, OKAY

DARN TOOTIN, HURR HURR HURR

OKAY I'M SICK OF IT NOW

AS WE WERE SAYING MR. GILBERT THE ANSWER IS PERFECTLY CLEAR

DO TELL

WE'RE ALL EARS

WHAT WE'LL DO IS BUILD A GIANT LITTERBOX ON THE LAND

AND STICK A SLIDE AND A SWINGSET IN IT

THAT WAY WE'LL HAVE BOTH A PLAYGROUND and A WASTE TREATMENT FACILITY

murmur murmur murmur

IT'S A BRILLIANT IDEA

I'M SATISFIED WITH THE SOLOMONIC REVERSAL

MAYOR ANIMAL HAT GANG, YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, EXCEPT THAT YOU HADN'T DONE ANYTHING BEFORE THIS

DARN TOOTIN, MR G., NOW MAKE WITH THE BOSTON CREME PIES AS EXPLICITLY STATED IN THE TOWN CHARTER

An ye shall provide ye Mayore with a Fyne Pie of the Boston Creme varitie on a fortnightly basis hurr hurr hurr

AND SINCE THERE'S THREE OF US, THAT MEANS THREE BOSTON CREME PIES SO HOP TO IT

COMING RIGHT UP

HURRAY ETC.

WAIT A MINUTE, DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU GOT PIE FOR SOLVING THE PLAYGROUND LITTERBOX PROBLEM IN SUCH A FASHION

SURE DID, BLONDIE

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT

I MUST SAY YOUR MAYORAL SKILLS ARE BOTH PROGRESSIVE AND INNOVATIVE

i am secretly jealous

SO WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO AFTER THAT

YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO

WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE DID AFTER THAT

AND HE WILL TELL US ALL WHAT THEY DID IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF

 

A WANDERING CAT NO MORE PRODUCTION

MR. ABBIE IS HAPPY TO BE BACK HOME AND NOT LOST AND EATING BUGS OR WHATEVER IT WAS HE WAS DOING WHILE HE WAS LOST

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