IN THIS EPISODE OF CAT TOWN
THE MAYOR'S WATCH IS MISSING

WELL THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, THERE'S AN AWFUL ROW ABOUT DOWN IN CAT TOWN, SEEMS THE ANIMAL HAT GANG HAS GONE MISSING

AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON, I SAY

WHO SHALL ATTEMPT TO SWINDLE US OUT OF OUR HARD-EARNED GOODS NOW

OR TEACH US FUN NEW SWEAR WORDS

WHEREVER THE ANIMAL HAT GANG HAS FOUND THEMSELVES, I SURE HOPE THEY'RE NOT GETTING INTO ANY TROUBLE

I HOPE THEY'RE ENJOYING THEIR SURROUNDINGS

ENJOYING OUR SURROUNDINGS MY AUNT FANNY, WE HAD A MISERABLE TIME

THE ANIMAL HAT GANG HAS RETURNED

IT IS A MIRACLE

hurray

SO WHERE WERE YOU GUYS ANYWAY

ALASKA

WAIT, WHAT

YOU'VE ONLY BEEN GONE A FEW HOURS

WE GOT SICK OF HANGING AROUND HERE WITH YOU DORKS SO WE DECIDED TO LEAVE CAT TOWN AND GO TO ALASKA

AND SINCE TIME TRAVELS SLOWER OUTSIDE OF CAT TOWN, WE SPENT FOUR YEARS IN THAT STATE

FOUR YEARS, THREE MONTHS, TWENTY-NINE DAYS, ELEVEN HOURS, NINETEEN MINUTES AND FORTY-THREE SECONDS, HURR HURR HURR

WHAT THE

I KEEP TELLING YOU WE GOTTA TEACH HIM BLACKJACK AND TAKE HIM TO VEGAS

LATER

WAIT, TIME TRAVELS SLOWER OUTSIDE OF CAT TOWN? HOW CAN THAT BE?

HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN NINE MONTHS BETWEEN ADVENTURES, HURR HURR HURR

POINT WELL TAKEN

SO ANYWAY WE WERE THINKING ABOUT HOW ALASKA IS SO COOL AND STUFF

HER NATURAL RESOURCES ARE SHINING AND GOLDEN

AND RIPE FOR EXPLOITATION

NOW WAIT A MINUTE, YOU HOOLIGANS TOLD ME YOU DECIDED NOT TO GO DRILLING IN THE ANWR, and then YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T GO DRILLING IN THE ANWR

DON'T WORRY TREEHUGGER, WE DIDN'T TOUCH THE ANWR, YOUR ICICLE MONKEYS OR WHATEVER ARE SAFE

THEY'RE CALLED BIG-EYED BABY SNOW SEAL PUPS, AND THEY'RE VERY ENDANGERED

LIKE HE SAID, "OR WHATEVER"

SO WHAT WE DID DECIDE TO DO WAS GO INTO POLITICS

WE HEARD THE GOVERNORSHIP WAS OPEN FOR THE TAKING, HURR HURR HURR

AND FIGURING THAT NONE OF THE RUBES UP THERE HAD EVER HEARD OF BIG CITY POLITICKING, WE LAUNCHED AN INCREDIBLE CAMPAIGN

USING EVERY DIRTY TRICK IN THE BOOK

HURR HURR HURR, AND WHEN WE FINISHED THE BOOK, WE WROTE FANFIC AND USED THAT TOO

SO THEN WHAT HAPPENED

YEAH, DID YOU WIN

TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT FATEFUL ELECTION DAY...

PREVIOUSLY, IN ALASKA...

WHO'S TELLING THIS STORY, BLONDIE, YOU OR ME

FINE, FINE, CONTINUE WITH YOUR MENDACITY

THANKS i think

PREVIOUSLY, IN ALASKA...

HURRAY

AS YOU ALL KNOW I'M MR. GILBERT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST INTRODUCED MYSELF SINCE YOU ALL KNOW ME BUT I JUST DID, WELL ANYWAY, WE HAVE BUT ONE ELECTION LEFT TO CALL

FINALLY

I WAS GETTING TIRED OF HIS SPEECHES, HURR HURR HURR

AND THE RESULTS ARE IN: IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE AND FURIOUS HONOR THAT THE CITIZENS OF ALASKA HEREBY ELECT THE ANIMAL HAT GANG

NATURALLY

...as MAYOR OF THE TOWN OF BACON

WAIT, WHAT

I THOUGHT WE WERE RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR

OH THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS UP HERE IN ALASKA

WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS DO YOU MEAN, HAT-BOY

WELL HERE IN ALASKA, WE DON'T VOTE ON WHO GETS TO BE IN WHAT OFFICE, WE VOTE ON WHAT OFFICE SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THEM INSTEAD

WELL NOW THAT CERTAINLY IS TOPSY-TURVY MR. GILBERT SIR

I DON'T KNOW, THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT COULD TURN MONUMENTALLY LAME AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE

ON THE OTHER HAND, IT'S A TOWN TO RUN, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

GOOD POINT, MAYOR FROGGY. MR. GILBERT, WE'LL TAKE THE JOB

SPLENDID! NOW PACK YOUR THINGS AND GET ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE, YOU'VE GOT A LONG DRIVE AHEAD OF YOU IF YOU WANT TO REACH BACON BY NIGHTFALL

MOTORCYCLE? SWEET, AT LEAST WE GET SOME COOL-ASS BIKES

NO, THE MAYOR ONLY GETS ONE BIKE, IT'S CLEARLY STATED IN THE CHARTER

WELL HOP ON YOU GOONS, WE'RE OFF TO BACON

DIBS ON THE HANDLEBARS HURR HURR HURR

WELL WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT! HOW WILL THE ANIMAL HAT GANG TAKE TO THEIR NEW SURROUNDINGS? HOW WILL THE NEW SURROUNDINGS TAKE TO THE ANIMAL HAT GANG? AND HOW WILL THE ANIMAL HAT GANG PROPERLY MANAGE THEIR RESOURCES TO EFFECTIVELY RUN A SMALL TOWN OF 600 PEOPLE?

1: I DON'T KNOW, HOW, 2: I DON'T KNOW, HOW, AND 3: I DON'T KNOW, HOW

WELL THE ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS AND SOME OTHERS WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF

TO BE CONTINUED

A FUSSY KITTY PRODUCTION

DUDE, THE FOOD IN YOUR BOWL AIN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER

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