DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
NOW IT'S TIME FOR DOGVILLE
DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
WE ARE WATCHING DOGVILLE
WHERE DOGS ARE DOING STUFF TODAY IN
DOOOOOOOOOOOG VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE

TODAY'S EPISODE
THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF BONES

WHY HELLO THERE AND WELCOME TO DOGVILLE, A NEW AND EXCITING SERIES FEATURING DOGS AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNLIKE CAT TOWN WHATSOEVER SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HERE WE GO

I AM THE PRESIDENT OF DOGVILLE AND MY NAME IS SAILOR DOG, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT BEEZER HAS A LOT OF BONES

I SURE DO, GOLLY BUT THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF BONES HERE

WHY BEEZER HOW MANY BONES DO YOU HAVE

I DO NOT KNOW, I SHALL HAVE TO COUNT THEM

UM OKAY

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, ELEVEN

GOOD DAY TO YOU, I AM TYCOON PIERPONT BOWSER THE FIFTH AND I WISH TO MAKE A PURCHASE OF YOUR COLLECTION OF BONES POST-HASTE

TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN, SEVENTEEN, EIGHTEEN

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR EL PERRO ESTUPENDO

NO NOT REALLY

NINETEEN, TWENTY, TWENTY-ONE, TWENTY-TWO, TWENTY-THREE, TWENTY-FOUR

I WISH TO MARRY EL PERRO ESTUPENDO IN A MAGICAL CEREMONY

I WOULD PROVIDE YOU NOTHING BUT HEARTBREAK, I'M NEUTERED

SO MUCH FOR MY HOPE CHEST

TWENTY-FIVE, TWENTY-SIX, TWENTY-SEVEN, TWENTY-EIGHT, TWENTY-NINE

HEY DUDES WHAT'S UP I'M READY TO PAR-TAY

IS THERE ANY TIME FOR ME TO CREATE CONFLICT TODAY

NO, WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR BEEZER TO FINISH COUNTING HIS BONES

TWENTY-NINE, THIRTY, THIRTY-ONE, THIRTY-TWO, THIRTY-THREE, THIRTY-FOUR, THERE! THIRTY-FOUR BONES.

MY BUT THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BONES, BEEZER

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

SO ALL THE DOGS HAVE DONE THEIR THING AT

THE END
A MILKBONE PRODUCTION

HOLY COW THAT SUCKED WORSE THAN PARIS HILTON IN "SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE"

QUIET DOWN AND CASH YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK ALREADY

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