DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
NOW IT'S TIME FOR DOGVILLE
DOIDLE DUM DUM D'HOY
WE ARE WATCHING DOGVILLE
WHERE DOGS ARE DOING STUFF TODAY IN
DOOOOOOOOOOOG VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLE

 

TODAY'S EPISODE
THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF BONES


WHY HELLO THERE AND WELCOME TO DOGVILLE, A NEW AND EXCITING SERIES FEATURING DOGS AND IT IS COMPLETELY UNLIKE CAT TOWN WHATSOEVER SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO HERE WE GO


I AM THE PRESIDENT OF DOGVILLE AND MY NAME IS SAILOR DOG, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT BEEZER HAS A LOT OF BONES


I SURE DO, GOLLY BUT THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF BONES HERE


WHY BEEZER HOW MANY BONES DO YOU HAVE


I DO NOT KNOW, I SHALL HAVE TO COUNT THEM


UM OKAY


ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, ELEVEN


GOOD DAY TO YOU, I AM TYCOON PIERPONT BOWSER THE FIFTH AND I WISH TO MAKE A PURCHASE OF YOUR COLLECTION OF BONES POST-HASTE


TWELVE, THIRTEEN, FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN, SIXTEEN, SEVENTEEN, EIGHTEEN


DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR EL PERRO ESTUPENDO


NO NOT REALLY


NINETEEN, TWENTY, TWENTY-ONE, TWENTY-TWO, TWENTY-THREE, TWENTY-FOUR


I WISH TO MARRY EL PERRO ESTUPENDO IN A MAGICAL CEREMONY


I WOULD PROVIDE YOU NOTHING BUT HEARTBREAK, I'M NEUTERED


SO MUCH FOR MY HOPE CHEST


TWENTY-FIVE, TWENTY-SIX, TWENTY-SEVEN, TWENTY-EIGHT, TWENTY-NINE


HEY DUDES WHAT'S UP I'M READY TO PAR-TAY


IS THERE ANY TIME FOR ME TO CREATE CONFLICT TODAY


NO, WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR BEEZER TO FINISH COUNTING HIS BONES


TWENTY-NINE, THIRTY, THIRTY-ONE, THIRTY-TWO, THIRTY-THREE, THIRTY-FOUR, THERE! THIRTY-FOUR BONES.


MY BUT THAT SURE IS A LOT OF BONES, BEEZER


THAT'S WHAT I SAID

 

SO ALL THE DOGS HAVE DONE THEIR THING AT

THE END
A MILKBONE PRODUCTION

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


HOLY COW THAT SUCKED WORSE THAN PARIS HILTON IN "SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE"


QUIET DOWN AND CASH YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK ALREADY

 

 

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