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Here is a specially-selected list of Catatonic Comix strips which I really like the best.
Ones with a happy red rectangle next to them signify a house special.
* denotes level of spicy: * = spicy, **** = very hot


    98. DAYS LATE, DOLLARS SHORT
    97. GODARD'S BELIEVE IT... OU NON!
    91. KOALA ASCENDING! ACT ONE | ACT TWO
    88. A PSYCHO HOME COMPANION
    84. POOPEDCOMPANY!
    82. JOHN ASHCROFT'S FLU TIPS!
    IT'S THE DISCOMBOBULATING CATFRACTIONIZER!
   

67. IT MOVES! Flash 4.0 required

    61. DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION FUN PAGES!
    60. IONESCO FOR KIDS!
    59. LAWYER DOGS!
    51. ROBERT BURNS' SONG OF BASIC CABLE
    50. DOJ 3:16
    47. SOMETHING THERE IS THAT DOES NOT LOVE A LEXUS
    43. GREAT HASH EMPIRE! (PAGE 1) (PAGE 2) (PAGE 3)
    42. MARK RUSSELL'S GREATEST HITS!
    35. MARTHASTEWART'S NEIGHBORHOOD
    32. PRESIDENTIAL DOZENS!
    28. OOK!
    19. OOH! ROCK ME, JERRY LEWIS!
    18. THE WRATH OF JANET RENO KHAN!
    14. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?
    11. HIT ME, BABY, ONE MORE TIME!
    10. A SNACKFUL SITUATION!
    6. BILL G MONEY!


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