Dateline November 16, 2000


Are you ready?


Now this is a real treat and while I don't think I have to tell you why, I will anyway.

The Discombobulating Catfractionizer is a Perl script that takes all the available decent and viable Catatonic Comix panels (i.e. the panels of actual sequential comics; single-panel bits like "Great Hash Empire" and whatnot weren't included) and mushes 'em all up and delivers a brand-new comic. You also get the static URL for the comic in case you want to share it with friends or loved ones. Of course, if you're one of those weirdo nerdy types, you can easily reverse-engineer the key to make your own dada comic creations, but it's more fun to let the computer pick, you control freak you.

It's fully functional and includes all the viable comic panels up to #99 (I didn't plan ahead so the key code deals with two-digit numbers only. You'd think we'd have learned our lesson after the OMG Y2K BBQ debacle. I figure I'll kludge it in someday.)

Give it a whirl and see what you get. Have fun!


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