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DATELINE JANUARY 11, 2000

Welcome to Catatonic Comix!
You can read along with me in your book.

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when you hear Bill Clinton give up the funk like this:

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CATATONIC NEWSBREAK!

More Discombobulation!
Dateline December 14, 2000
Well, some more Discombobulating Catfractionizer submissions have come our way, and these are the funniest of the lot. If you come across a particularly funny one (hint: one that makes sense in some perverse sort of way) send it in! You might see your name on this page just like these lucky people:

Here's one from J.L. Wilkinson.

Cody Stevens sent us a real pip. Silence is golden.

Another scandalous one from Cody. I hope we don't get sued for this.

Jonathan Rochkind found one straight outta, er. I give up. He stresses "it's all about the last two panels", though.

Eclipse submitted one with the cryptic set-up of "C is for..." Well, well.

Eclipse also gave us this one, providing an answer. Though I think the first strip answered itself quite nicely.

Noah Smith pointed this fine advertisement out to us. It made us laugh. Then he showed us this one. It made us cry. Curse you, Smith, for toying with our emotions so!

And finally, here's a one that harkens back to the good old days of black-and-white Comix. Ol' Grandpappy Catatonic might've come up with this one when he wasn't in his cups.

And, as usual, don't blame us if you don't get 'em.

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