I remember walking in to the office the day the news of this stupid stupid stupid non-issue broke out (Democrats were mad at a Republican-made campaign ad that called Democrats "Bureaucrats" but then faded out "Bureauc" quicker than it faded out "rats", hence, they were being called rats because of subliminable advertimitizing) and thinking "Well, the same could be done to Republicans. They could be called cans..."

And the magic just happened from there.

My voice in the piece is digitally altered to lower the pitch because I thought it would sound more, uh, Something. With a capital letter at the beginning of the adjective.

And yes, the "achtung!" is indeed from the 1965 Royal Guardsmen hit "Snoopy & The Red Baron." Those of you who caught that, you may now go out to play.

This is an 800K download, more or less. 56K users, go to the bathroom NOW.
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The images, however, are probably somebody else's.
The music is from both the Fifth Element soundtrack (track 2!) and Fatboy Slim.
BUT WE DID NOT USE NAPSTER TO GET THIS MUSIC. LICK US, MPAA.